More stupid...can't wait to see what HH does with this one...."handling Black PR" Take it away HH:wink2:
This is a sublimely stupid part of Scientology that I have never seen discussed...
The "tech" of getting someone in Scientology by following the simple steps of the "DISSEMINATION FORMULA". It all begins with contacting an individual and first making sure they don't have any "antagonism" towards Dianetics or Scientology.
If they do have "antagonism towards the subject", Ron's scripture states that you must "handle it" before moving on to the next step of "finding their ruin" and then using it to scare them into signing up for Scientology.
Hubbard doesn't say HOW to "handle" their antagonism, but Scientologists drill each other on it and typically what they do is counter whatever negative statement the person makes about Scientology with a positive one that proves they don't know what they are talking about.
WARNING: I feel a rant coming on....lol
Scieno-Scenario: An OT sits next to a wog on an airplane.
OT
Hey, perhaps you noticed I am reading a book?
PASSENGER
(awakened from snoozing)
Uh, what? No, I hadn't noticed. Did I do something
to disturb you, was I snoring?
OT
No, I just wanted to know if you were curious
about what book I am reading.
PASSENGER
Um, no, actually I was sleeping.
OT
Okay, I get that. But are you now curious
about what book I am reading?
PASSENGER
No, it's okay, I'll just go back to sleep.
OT
Everyone is always curious about this
book, isn't the mystery of what it's about
just killing you? I mean did you see the volcano
on the front cover? Here LOOK!
PASSENGER
Oh..a volcano. That's nice. Thanks
for sharing.
OT
So, now that we have established excellent
two-way communication, I need to go to
the next step. Do you have anything against
Dianetics or Scientology. Did you ever hear
of it?
PASSENGER
Actually, yes. Some friend and people in my
family are involved in Scientology.
OT
So, what do you think about Scientology?
PASSENGER
It's just not for me.
OT
What have you heard that is
negative about it?
PASSENGER
Well, I didn't need to hear
hear anything negative from anyone else.
I just reached my own conclusions.
OT
I wonder why you reached a negative
conclusion. What happened?
PASSENGER
Well, my ex-wife divorced me because
she was a Scientologist and I wasn't interested
in selling our house and real estate and donating
all the money so that Scientology could buy real estate.
OT
Oh, wow! I see how that could have
given you a wrong impression. I'd like to
handle you on that by explaining how
Scientology uses the donations to
help mankind and reduce the
suffering of helpless little
children around the world.
PASSENGER
But that's not the only thing that
turned me against Scientology.
So, when my wife left she took
our 3 kids who each sent
me a letter of disconnection
and I haven't talked to them
in 7 years. And since I worked
for a Scientology business, I got
fired and ended up having to
declare bankruptcy. All my co-workers
also disconnected and they refused
to give me a good referral so I could
show prospective new employers that
I had a great track record for the past
18 years. So, I couldn't find a new job
because nobody wants to hire a person
with no references. Because of that I had
to live on savings and ended up having
to declare bankruptcy. But, there's more.
My ex-wife got my parents into Scientology
also. My mom and dad also sent me disconnection
letter and they refuse to see me or talk to me.
Same with my brothers and sisters, they all
sent disconnection letters and I have no family now.
During the divorce I was interviewed for a TV show
on cults and that's when Scientology goons and Private
Investigators started following me everywhere. They
went door to door where I live and said horrible things
about me to my neighbors. They tried to plant drugs
in my car and have me arrested. Eventually because
of all the lies and intimidation tactics, my landlord got
freaked out and kicked me out of my apartment. As a
matter of fact, that's why I am on this airplane today.
I am flying to the other side of the country to look for
work and a place to live, to try and get far enough
away from these insane, fanatical Scientologists that
I can actually survive in spite of their terrorism.
OT
Well! That's quite a lot of experience you've had
with Scientology. I'd like to handle you on that.
PASSENGER
What do you mean, you'd like to "handle me" on it?
OT
I mean, handle your considerations that
Scientology has done something wrong.
PASSENGER
No. If you want to "handle" me you would need
to "handle" what Scientology did to me. Not
my reactions to that or my conclusions
about how destructive and evil Scientology is.
OT
Well, okay. Whatever. Let's continue
handling your antagonism towards
Scientology, shall we?
PASSENGER
SHouldn't you be talking to Scientology
management instead of talking to me.
If you want to handle the problem, you'd have
to get them to stop their pathological attacks,
apologize and then make up the damage to me.
And cancel disconnection so that my entire family
can come back together without fear of your
harassment, intimidation and fair game black ops.
OT
No that's not the way it works. You're trying
to handle us. We are the most ethical people
on the planet. We are following Ron's policies.
You don't handle us, we handle you.
PASSENGER
Thanks. But I have had enough of your
handling. My life has literally been
destroyed by Scientology and Scientologists.
OT
So, are you saying you still have
unhandled antagonism?
PASSENGER
Have you been listening? I hate
Hubbard and his terrorist tech.
OT
Those are all just considerations. We can
handle that if you just change your
consideration. Then you won't
feel antagonistic any more.
PASSENGER
LOL. I want to feel antagonistic. That's
how sane people separate themselves
from delusional cult fanatics, and
avoid going insane.
OT
I can assure you, Scientologists are
not delusional. I happen to be an OT VIII.
PASSENGER
Whatever.
OT
I see we are starting to land now. Let me have
your phone number and e-mail so we can stay in com.
PASSENGER
Stay in com about what? The moment
this plane lands I am out of here. As a
matter of fact, I am already starting
to feel a profound sense of relief
knowing that in a few moments I
will be able to get out out of this
seat and never talk to you again.
OT
I see. Well, in that case, can I ask you
a small favor? I am on the OT Committee
and there's a lot of pressure for us to keep
our stats up each week. It would really help
if you could write up a quick Success Story.
PASSENGER
Are you serious? LOL. Success??
OT
Yeah, you just said yourself--a moment ago-- that
after we talked you were "starting to feel
a profound sense of relief". Obviously
we must have handled something, because
you blew a lot of charge and had
a really nice win there.