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Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax!
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5. Here is a helpful koan for Indie-Scientologists epically struggling with the fact that Scientology doesn't work: If you are a standard auditor, running a standard session, do you standardly indicate your preclear's standard F/N if he standardly cognites with standard VVGIs that "Scientology doesn't work!"?
CONCLUSION: No Scientologist nor Indie-Scientologist can ever possibly solve this koan. Because the exact moment they understand it, they are no longer a Scientologist or Indie.
Originally Posted by Clay Pigeon
In answer to question five Hoaxie,,,
Yes I would
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him"
Is not devoid of profound insight
Your conclusion however is also a corpse
LOL, nice!
It appears that the above 2500 year old Zen koan has recently been updated:
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, floor it!
Because that fair-gaming Bluebird motorhome
gaining on you in your rearview mirror
can majorly fuck you up!"
Because that fair-gaming Bluebird motorhome
gaining on you in your rearview mirror
can majorly fuck you up!"
Koan quote provided courtesy of the rap group MWA (Messiahs With Attitude) from their chart-topping new album: "Mettreya Dun Did Betrayah".
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