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Scientology TV goes live tomorrow at 8 pm Eastern on app, DirecTV

Last night in Clearwater, Scientology leader David Miscavige revealed that Scientology TV is now an app which is downloadable for both Android and Apple systems, and that programming will begin streaming on the app, and at DirecTV, tomorrow night at 8 pm Eastern.

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I heard an ad this morning on Jack FM Los Angeles for the Scientology TV station. But when I looked at the direct TV guide - no sign of it. Mimsey
 

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I've already got my DTR programmed to record Kirstie's morning show every day!

It's called:

THETA GOOD MORNING!
starring Kirstie Alley

Tomorrow morning (Monday) is the premiere episode, and Kirstie's topic is:
TNT!
DYNAMITE NEW TECH FOR HANDLING
ENTHETA ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY


I just saw a teaser trailer and TNT stands for: "Thetan Nullification Tweeting!" and the "tech" focuses on the importance of declaring, disconnecting, dead-agenting & destroying anyone who is not theta.
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ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
Lisbeth ... are you in there yet?
I guess I'll have to develop some programming treatments in time.
This is all so new for me at the moment.

I'll pass them on to HelluvaHoax!, who seems to have current ties
to scriptwriters and such. :coolwink: It all depends on the popularity of and
interest in this thread. I'll see if it catches fire.

I looked for a TV Guide with the programming listed out and found
this during a search on google.

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Whoever made this is pretty clever with the nod to "Oleana." Oleanna is a play
by David Mamet about a university professor and a female student, who accuses
him of sexual exploitation.
Oh, well. :shrug:
 

I told you I was trouble

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Lol! Whoever made it doesn't know the cofs too well ... $15 for a TV guide? Surely a weekly scientology TV guide would have to cost at least $1500?

PS I'm not calling you Shirley.
 

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I called up Don Hubbard today (he may be an OH[sup]1[/sup], but he has a mobile phone) and asked him what he made of the Church of Scientology a day away from having its own tv station & programming?

More specifically, I asked him what his estranged twin brother Ron would think of it, were he alive today.


[sup]1[/sup] OH - noun: (abbv.) Operating Hobo

verbatim audio transcript:
phone interview excerpt of: 3-11-18



DON HUBBARD
...that's a good question. I don't think he would
like it, to be honest. Because no matter WHO is
on those programs (hosts or guests), the chances
are about 98% certain that every of of those KSW
Scientologists are going to blow and then talk
trash about Scientology. Hey, look at ANY of the
cult's spokespeople or "actors" in their tech films.
They had to pull the David Mayo films because he
became an SP. They had to pull the Jason Beghe films
because he became an SP, too! They had to pull their
masterpiece Introductory Film as well when Larry Anderson
became an SP. Hey, then there's the promo films with Leah
Remini, she became an SP too. And then there's one of their
infomercial superstars, Debbie Cook. SP. Should I keep going?


HH
No, I think we get the idea. So, you're saying that Ron was concerned
about letting anyone else appear in a Scientology media piece
besides himself?


DON HUBBARD
Scared shitless. Who wouldn't be after Nibs went SP
and had to be erased from Congress films and audiotapes?
And then Quentin had to be erased after he killed himself.
That's not a good thing for son of source, that had all the
tech and auditing since before he was born. Doesn't look like
a world without insanity...know-what-I'm-sayin'? Oh yeah,
how about Mary Sue Hubbard, she went SP and had to be erased
from every part of Scientology materials. A world without
criminality, brought to you by a convicted felon
who served time in the federal penitentiary.


HH
Yeah, I hear ya Don. So, let me ask you another
question. What do YOU think of the COS' all-new
24/7, total theta, total freedom channel?


DON HUBBARD
I think that if any parts of those shows can be
captured and played on ESMB, the Underground Bunker
and Rinder's site---without violating copyright protections,
the SP websites across the world wide internet are
going to experience an immediate 5.4x expansion
in membership and a 100,000% explosion in J&D.


HH
Do you think this will specifically affect stats in
the "TOP 100 STUPID MOMENTS" in Scientology thread?



DON HUBBARD
LOL LOL LOL

Splurge on it, baby!

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So, I am wondering how can Scientology possibly build content and a library of media material if they keep having to DELETE product every time someone blows, gets offloaded, goes to the RPF or gets declared?

Imagine if any movie studio (e.g. Universal Studios) had to destroy the negatives of any feature film they ever made if one of the actors ever said anything negative about their studio or executives?

Or, they'd have to destroy any of their own movies (even blockbusters) and prevent them from being re-run----if any actor/director ever went SP and tried to sabotage Universal's income by (gasp!!) working for another "squirrel" movie studio like Warner Brothers!

I actually wonder how can Scientology overcome it's own cannibalistic predation on its own members--and thereby continuously commit suicide by attacking itself and its products. Maybe, there is a faint glimmering of hope for the COS--just thought of it! What if the 24/7 programming on Scientology is just a static view of one of those flatscreen wall monitors that "handle the public" in all of the Ideal Orgs.

Get it?! The network doesn't then need any show HOSTS or GUESTS. They just need a tripod supported camera in front of a flatscreen.

And if they want to bring massive production value to their shows, they can add a second tripod videocam out on the front sidewalk in from of their Ideal Orgs...as 1 in 10,000 pedestrians are "8C-ed" to do a life-changing can squeeze.

Reality TV is very hot right now, right?
 

I told you I was trouble

Suspended animation
Posted by Don Hubbard via HelluvaHoax! .... and snippety snipped.

DON HUBBARD
I think that if any parts of those shows can be
captured and played on ESMB, the Underground Bunker
and Rinder's site---without violating copyright protections,
the SP websites across the world wide internet are
going to experience an immediate 5.4x expansion
in membership and a 100,000% explosion in J&D.​


I have a really good feeling about this ... we could be swamped by new (and old) members.

:D
 
"So, I am wondering how can Scientology possibly build content and a library of media material if they keep having to DELETE product every time someone blows, gets offloaded, goes to the RPF or gets declared?"

You do know they stopped casting scios years ago for just that reason? Plus they have Gold Shoopers to fix any miscreants that might lower the theta level of the production.

Mimsey
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Is the app free?

A great PR move would be to offer a bunch of awesome free programming with zero proselytizing, thereby normalizing their brand and getting a huge audience of “normal” people hooked in to whom they could proselytize later...

Great PR and scamology never mix though.
 

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"So, I am wondering how can Scientology possibly build content and a library of media material if they keep having to DELETE product every time someone blows, gets offloaded, goes to the RPF or gets declared?"

You do know they stopped casting scios years ago for just that reason? Plus they have Gold Shoopers to fix any miscreants that might lower the theta level of the production.

Mimsey
LRHBettySideBySide.jpg
Good point!

I was thinking more of the VIDEO and FILM products. I haven't seen them invest the megabucks to re-shoot any films with new actors yet. Like the Larry Anderson video (which was pathetic cult crap to begin with), but they just junked it when he blew.

They probably should switch over to digitally produced avatars in their films, instead of actors. Then they can just switch out (digitally) to a new avatar for that role.

Wait, better yet! Why don't they just use animations for all their films.

Oh, wait, even better. Cartoons!

That last one seems to be of comparable magnitude to their planet clearing technology. lol
 

ILove2Lurk

Lisbeth Salander
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I called up Don Hubbard today (he may be an OH1, but he has a mobile phone) and asked him what he made of the Church of Scientology a day away from having its own tv station & programming?
So many reveals, so many laughs, all in one phone interview.
I've read this one a few times, laughing like crazy each time.

What I'm imagining in my head are newly escaped members,
sneaking over here for the first time and what must be going
through their heads. No only do they learn about the existence
of the hitherto unmentioned brother, but also all about the
different family secrets Don openly discusses in your chat with
him. That's just got to be a royal mind f**k for a newly out.

Or perhaps, it's a newly minted OSA guy getting stuck with monitor-
ing the posts on this message board. Or a non-scio hired to watch
the board and report back. "Who the hell is this Don Hubbard?" "What
are all these other expose TV programs?" "What the hell is going on?"

It's sorta like escaping one alternate reality (Scientology) and diving
in another alternate reality (ESMB), albeit this one is more fun and
we have all the secret code rings.

Props on landing that exclusive interview with Don Hubbard. :hysterical:
Absolutely one of the best!
 

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What I'm imagining in my head are newly escaped members,
sneaking over here for the first time and what must be going
through their heads. No only do they learn about the existence
of the hitherto unmentioned brother, but also all about the
different family secrets Don openly discusses in your chat with
him. That's just got to be a royal mind f**k for a newly out.
LOL

Yeah, they will have no way of suspecting that Don is...um...well...I hate to reveal confidential information here so publicly. I'll just say, Don has not yet been scientifically verified through DNA as Ron's twin brother. Well, not that we know of anyways.

Yes, this will be a mind fuck for newly escaped cult marks, when they learn that Ron's own twin was declared an SP by LRH.

Yet, none of this will screw their case up as bad as the moment they see photographic evidence of Don riding in his newly purchased Rathbun-like Ferrari convertible. Looks like Don took some big-ass hush money to me.

I hate to speculate like this, so I'll just say is looks suspicious that Don is driving Ferraris and Bentleys, unless he sold us out.

If Don begins appearing on that Scn TV channel in a brown blazer with out-of-focus bookshelves in the background-----trash talking ex scientology critics, we'll know that whole hippy, street persona was just a front to cloak his money-grubbing, fair-gaming, black-op running ass!
 

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Lisbeth Salander
Yet, none of this will screw their case up as bad as the moment they see photographic evidence of Don riding in his newly purchased Rathbun-like Ferrari convertible. Looks like Don took some big-ass hush money to me.
I'll have to dig through my photo archives on another day. I think I hid those
because I thought they'd be too upsetting to be released . . . but I'll take a look.
 
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