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Bill, You keep harping on the same point, your same answer to everyone else's thoughtful posts.
BILL
Okay indie scientologists, today's math lesson is
going to teach you how to add. You see I have written
on the blackboard, "Two plus two equals four"?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Yes.
BILL
Okay now without looking at the blackboard
how much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Eight!
BILL
Hmmm. I think you must have not understood
my question. How much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Nine!
BILL
Okay, let's cut the gradient back. Everyone
should now look at the blackboard again and
read what I wrote: "Two plus two equals four"
Okay got it? Now without looking, how
much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Seven!
BILL
What the---? Okay this time I want you
to look at the blackboard while I am asking
you the question. So, everyone look at the
blackboard while I ask you, how much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (In unison)
Eleven!
BILL
OMG, what is going on? Are you pranking me? LOL
INDIE SCIENTOLOGIST WILLIAM BLOWDOWN (stands up)
Well Bill we don't have any problem. But you
have a really big problem that is majorly
screwing this math lesson up!
BILL
I have a problem? Really? Pray tell, what is it?
INDIE SCIENTOLOGIST WILLIAM BLOWDOWN
You keep repeating yourself harping on the same point!
,
Okay indie scientologists, today's math lesson is
going to teach you how to add. You see I have written
on the blackboard, "Two plus two equals four"?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Yes.
BILL
Okay now without looking at the blackboard
how much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Eight!
BILL
Hmmm. I think you must have not understood
my question. How much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Nine!
BILL
Okay, let's cut the gradient back. Everyone
should now look at the blackboard again and
read what I wrote: "Two plus two equals four"
Okay got it? Now without looking, how
much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (in unison)
Seven!
BILL
What the---? Okay this time I want you
to look at the blackboard while I am asking
you the question. So, everyone look at the
blackboard while I ask you, how much is two plus two?
INDIE SCN CLASS (In unison)
Eleven!
BILL
OMG, what is going on? Are you pranking me? LOL
INDIE SCIENTOLOGIST WILLIAM BLOWDOWN (stands up)
Well Bill we don't have any problem. But you
have a really big problem that is majorly
screwing this math lesson up!
BILL
I have a problem? Really? Pray tell, what is it?
INDIE SCIENTOLOGIST WILLIAM BLOWDOWN
You keep repeating yourself harping on the same point!
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