F. Awright HH...
Gimme ten one and two line jokes with L Ron Hubbard as a Punchline
No Hurry
Just gimme yer best game
There are countless jokes for which "L. RON HUBBARD" is the punchline.
Okay, let's just make one up in the next 0.0342 seconds:
WHO OR WHAT IS THE SP THAT IS THE ANTI-SOCIAL PERSONALITY THAT IS DESTROYING YOUR LIFE,
KEEPING YOU ENSLAVED TO A CULT, WHILE YOU ROLLERCOASTER, BECOME PHYSICALLY ILL, FAIL,
FEEL CRAZY & GO BANKRUPT----BESIDES L. RON HUBBARD WHO HAS SCIENTIFICALLY BEEN PROVEN
TO BE YOUR GREATEST FRIEND THAT DEVELOPED THIS VERY TECH QUESTION TO HELP YOU?
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HELPFUL TIP TO PCS: If you even think about answering your PTS "Search & Discovery" question with
any reference to Dr. Hubbard, you will promptly be routed to ethics, given an Non-Enturbulation Order
and variously harassed and terrorized until you blow, get declared as the "ACTUAL SP", after which
the COS ("Crimewave of Scientology") will disconnect you from all your friends, business associates
and family, bankrupt you and then try to frame and send you to federal prison with manufactured
evidence. While all this happens, one of your "friends" will try to help you go insane so that you
get committed to a mental hospital or more ideally commit suicide because that is the greatest
good for Scientology and Ron and mankind. We at the Church of Scientology are only interested
in helping you flourish and prosper so that you can be totally free and totally happy for eternity.
You should really take advantage of this kindness and generosity before we are forced to murder you.