Clay Pigeon
Gold Meritorious Patron
And I'm going to fix it
It's easy for cons to con themselves but please don't con your homeless friends.So anyway, I don't need your money. I can get all the seed money I need and more from homeless people right here in the Haight.
And I will.
And for each $100 they give me they will receive a return of between $10,000 and $100,000
I'm just posting this offer in case any of you would like to make a few bucks or help someone you know make a few bucks.
I'm sure many of you know, for instance, a single mother scraping by. Spend a C-note and give her a %point. If you want to be cheesy about it, these %points aren't being sold outright they are being traded for a loan. Everyone who spends $100 will receive within one year $110 and keep unfettered possession of the %point and it's attendant dividends.
Hee hee...
I suppose I can speak obliquely of the gadget. Hubbard would love it and would grab one quick as he could if he were here. Of course if he were here I'd send him one gratis. After all, it will be named for him. The first edition will be constructed with off the shelf tech and be called the Elron Zero. The second edition requires tweaking current tech to produce the electrograph and it will be less bulky and will be named simply the Elron.
O! Lrh would love it. Scientologists everywhere will jump on it. It isn't intrinsically evil but it is wondrously Evil inherently! Just put it in the hands of the ravenous bipeds infesting this planet and watch them rip each other off!
And I'm going to fix it
The return of the money is GUARANTEEDIt's easy for cons to con themselves but please don't con your homeless friends.
Utilizing my OT abilities, I took the liberty of looking at the mental image pictures you had of this new gadget. Sorry for revealing the truth about this gadget but I felt compelled to warn people in advance what they were investing in. So here it is, Elron Zero, an Elron butt plug:I suppose I can speak obliquely of the gadget. Hubbard would love it and would grab one quick as he could if he were here. Of course if he were here I'd send him one gratis. After all, it will be named for him.
and felix lighterAmerica is broken ...
and I'm going to fix it.
Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire...America is broken...
and I'm going to fix it.
LRH was a con that you admire, emulate and promote. You and LRH are good examples of cons conning themselves.The return of the money is GUARANTEED
The return ON the money is certain to be substantial.
Where is there any possibility of a con?
My name is William Birdwood, well known on this board for eight years, well known in San Francisco for decades. I have already cleared what I am doing with Park Station cop shop and I will have a notarized letter from them as I go about my business.
Which will be posted on this thread along with the insurance policy.
I am a New Hampshireman sir
UM!!!I don't feel America is broken. It does what it always has done. It makes war, it pays a pittance to laborers and treats anyone who cannot labor and has no capital as garbage. You're just lucky you're not enslaved.