Not the longest comm-lag in history perhaps, but methinks there could be some charge on the question ...
No, Tolouse Low Tech has no charge on the question nor is Rip Van Cyberwinkle fumbling with a comm lag.
It is a new day the former having passed it's expiration date and no longer fit either for human consumption or consuming humans - WILLIE MCCOVEY!!!!!!!!
I eschewed the computer utterly until 2007 (though I knew enough to know scads of scum were doing all manner of highly remunerative things with it) perhaps oddly as I did conceptual design of computer apps as an asimovbradburyclarke-vonnegutecchswhyzelazny especially heinleinellisonfesterbestertester scifi dweeb pasty face boozhwah nerd teenager until I grew up and got trained to kill-a-commie-for-my-mommy with my bare hands in less than two seconds off to asia and back to long hair whacked out acid freak until I signed up for The Comm Course.
You know...
The usual.
Then ('74 NYC) I drove a taxi until one day in 2007 at Ahmad's Authentic Lebanese Cab Company and Terrorist Lube and Body Shop Garage a couple blocks south of Forest Hills Station in Baahstin some civilian inquired of me concerning forced abortions at Hemet of which I was previously uninformed but since the chatter in the room had suddenly stopped and we were achtung's focal point I held forth firmly and honestly as to the decidedly despicable nature of such a thing and passed my word I would engage in purposeful examination of the particulars.
This led quickly to the delight filled discovery of Bent Corridor's somewhat amateur yet rapturously fixating vanity press
effort which, among other things, apprised me of such as the demise of Quentin Hubbard whose unconscious mortal sheath was discovered in the Nevada desert curiously enough on the 28th of October 1976, the same day my son Ian came to light at Women's Lying In Hospital part of the Brigham Medical Complex out Longwood past Fenway Park.
(I suppose I must plead nolo contendere to the charge of inflicting "run-on sentences" but I do so shamelessly with proper grammar and syntax and I would contend mellifluously and harmoniously in the context of Mid Twentieth Century Jazz)
My library hour is complete.
This will also be complete soon.