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I Apologize to Peter, Paul & Mary

Miss Ellie

Miss Ellie
I apologize to Peter, Paul & Mary... I just had this pop into my head and had to share. I think we need a "former sciobot choir"... we could perform on street corners near sciobot events. Do street concerts - oh that would drive the security detail NUTS.

Where have the scientologist gone... stolen & modified by a warped person...

Where have all the scientologist gone, long time clearing?
Where have all the scientologist gone, long time paying?
Where have all the scientologist gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the pcs gone, long time in session?
Where have all the pcs gone, long time sec-checking?
Where have all the pcs gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where has all the staff gone, long time volunteering?
Where has all the staff gone, long time starving?
Where have all the staff gone?
Gone to ethics everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the auditors gone, long time re-training?
Where have all the auditors gone, long time reported?
Where have all the auditors gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the students gone, long time flunking?
Where have all the students gone, long time re-training?
Where have all the students gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the ex-scientologist gone, long time blown?
Where have all the ex-scientologist gone, long time declared?
Where have all the ex-scientologist gone?
Gone to living a good life everyone.
Oh, they did learn!
Oh, they did learn!
 

Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
I apologize to Peter, Paul & Mary... I just had this pop into my head and had to share. I think we need a "former sciobot choir"... we could perform on street corners near sciobot events. Do street concerts - oh that would drive the security detail NUTS.

Where have the scientologist gone... stolen & modified by a warped person...

Where have all the scientologist gone, long time clearing?
Where have all the scientologist gone, long time paying?
Where have all the scientologist gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the pcs gone, long time in session?
Where have all the pcs gone, long time sec-checking?
Where have all the pcs gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where has all the staff gone, long time volunteering?
Where has all the staff gone, long time starving?
Where have all the staff gone?
Gone to ethics everyone
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the auditors gone, long time re-training?
Where have all the auditors gone, long time reported?
Where have all the auditors gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the students gone, long time flunking?
Where have all the students gone, long time re-training?
Where have all the students gone?
Gone to ethics everyone.
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Where have all the ex-scientologist gone, long time blown?
Where have all the ex-scientologist gone, long time declared?
Where have all the ex-scientologist gone?
Gone to living a good life everyone.
Oh, they did learn!
Oh, they did learn!
In case anyone here is unfamiliar with the original song, here it is:

 

programmer_guy

True Ex-Scientologist
I did not even think that some young folks might not know Peter Paul & Mary or the song. I raised my kids right listening to the classics... How oId I feel right now.

"I Wish I Had a Time Machine"
by programmer_guy

I wish I had a time machine to visit those old days
The child I had and what we did in many remembered ways
My daughter was in those times oh so long ago
I can see her face in my mind and I miss her so

She gave me her troll doll one day when she was oh so young
It wasn't any Christmas day but that was what was done
This troll doll is on my wall and I see it everyday
The thoughts I have remind me of that one old precious day

I wish I had a time machine to visit days gone by
I would visit her at her old school and she would say "Dad, Hi!"
We would have a walk and have a talk to show me her new things
And then she would tell me that "I have some brand new games"

Now at this time I just pretend as I walk on down the road
Her picture is in my pocket now with memories that I know
When I look out my front door and I see my brand new street
I know it's not what we once had when we would then so meet

If you are young then you won't know what this all may mean
When you get old then you will see exactly what I've seen
Some people may not know these things that I have had to say
I cherish those fond times we had as they went by day-by-day
 

Type4_PTS

Diamond Invictus SP
I did not even think that some young folks might not know Peter Paul & Mary or the song. I raised my kids right listening to the classics... How oId I feel right now.
I love Peter Paul & Mary. They're one of my favorite groups of all time. And I'll use this conversation as an excuse to post another of their songs. :D

EDIT: Before Chipgallo beats me to it, I better say that it isn't really their song. It was written by Bob Dylan in 1962

 

Operating DB

Truman Show Dropout
I love Peter Paul & Mary. They're one of my favorite groups of all time. And I'll use this conversation as an excuse to post another of their songs. :D

EDIT: Before Chipgallo beats me to it, I better say that it isn't really their song. It was written by Bob Dylan in 1962

Blowin' in the Wind sounds like another good candidate for joker and degrading lyrics. Maybe Miss Ellie can work her magic and provide us with a hilarious rendition.
 

strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
What's this thread called - 'I apologise to Peter, Paul & Mary'? Well, I believe it's they who should be doing the apologising - for all the dreadful 'music' they've inflicted on us. :hide:
 
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Miss Ellie

Miss Ellie
Not a school teacher but a wild woman who enjoys stirring up a little trouble from time to time.

I think a little drop of this and that makes for a good pot of trouble. Added a little wit and wisdom and we could take over the world.
 

Miss Ellie

Miss Ellie
By special request... Not the best but it is done... may the singers of decades past forgive me...

How many ethics conditions must a man work through
Before you call him a forgiven?

How many needles must an auditor float
Before she sleeps in a bed?

Yes, 'n' how many times must the reges lie
Before they're forever up stat?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in Clearwater
The answer is blowin' in Clearwater

Yes, 'n' how many years can an emergency exist
Before it ceases to exist?

Yes, 'n' how many times can some people blow
Before they're allowed to be free?

Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head
And pretend that Scientology is the answer?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in Clearwater
The answer is blowin' in Clearwater

Yes, 'n' how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the lie?

Yes, 'n' how many tears must one family have
Before they can stop disconnecting?

Yes, 'n' how many deaths will it take till the world knows
That too many people have died?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in Clearwater
The answer is blowin' in the Clearwater
 

Clay Pigeon

Gold Meritorious Patron
What's this thread called - 'I apologise to Peter, Paul & Mary'? Well, I believe it's they who should be doing the apologising - for all the dreadful 'music' they've inflicted on us. :hide:
My dear friend and esteemed colleague, I don't often hit the poop button but on behalf of my buddies who served in Vietnam I'll not let anyone dissing Puff The Magic Dragon, one of nicest friends any poor grunt ever had, pass unmarked
 

strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
My dear friend and esteemed colleague, I don't often hit the poop button but on behalf of my buddies who served in Vietnam I'll not let anyone dissing Puff The Magic Dragon, one of nicest friends any poor grunt ever had, pass unmarked
Me? Diss Puff the Magic Dragon? I did no such thing. I simply said Pedo Peter, Paul & Mary were crap, songs about heroin notwithstanding.
 
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