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2019 PREDICTION:
Due to the past decade of devastating whistleblowing against the COS (Crimewave of Scientology), cult disaffections hit critical mass--and upper level management, OTs and celebrities begin blowing at frightfully accelerating and unprecedented rates. An emergency and mandatory "
COB KSW IAS VIP OT" briefing is ordered for all OT IIIs and above; however, the only people who attend the event are Tom Cruise, Louis Farrakhan and Billy Blowdown.
COB briefs them on the "why" that stats have crashed to an all time low and states with grinning tone 40 confidence that "the war is over" and for the first time in Scientology's history he has solved the theta-to-entheta ratio problem that has heretofore prevented planetary clearing, on this planet.
Then COB narrated them through a high-tech video presentation that showed a 4 year old L. Ron Hubbard busting broncos, piloting commercial airliners, doing cancer research by being the youngest person to ever smoke an entire carton of cigarettes in one sitting---and putting his advanced medtech knowledge to great use by saving lives as the Medicine Man of the Blackfeet Indian tribe that he was blood-brother to.
COB then reveals that the solution to entheta and SPs "
...has always been for a being to use the thetan's innately inalienable OT power to disconnect". And with that, he announces that Scientology and the Nation of Islam and The Blackfeet Indian tribe have entered into a joint venture to move all of Scientology onto the sovereign territory of the tribe's reservation. Ergo, Scientology now has its own country and no SPs can intrude nor enturbulate their safe space, thus making planetary clearing a reality.
The Blackfeet reservation will be divided up into four (4) sectors:
1) Blackfeet holy ground for tribe staff members' living quarters, course rooms and underground chain locker rehabilitation units.
3) Sacred Scientology Ideal Country sector where no books, magazines, TV or internet access is allowed except to link to LRH Source materials, thus eliminating all entheta and counter-intention to planetary clearing.
4) Sacred Ideal Casino Sector, open to the public, under a 3-way revenue-sharing contract where the tribe, NOI and COS equally divide the "donations" from roulette, blackjack and slots and other "games where everyone wins".
COB then proudly announces that Tom Cruise is promoted to the rank of COR, Chairman of the Reservation, because of his deep-rooted connection to the Indian people. Mr. Cruise takes the stage and is given a jumbo solid gold medallion that is 5.4x larger than his Freedom Medal of Valor.
MR. CRUISE
(tapping his fist to his heart
with deep sincerity & gravitas)
I think you know that I care very very very deeply about Native
Americans. I myself was born in America as well, but that is not
the only reason I lay claim to being a Native American. I think you
know that I have high cheekbones and thus we can have a high
degree of certainty that my ancestors were Indians. But, there is
much more to my profound connection to the Blackfeet tribe. One
of my biggest movies "Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol" provided
large numbers of jobs to Indian production staff and Indian actors.
I mean I think you know that
I absolutely love Indian food and we
hope to return to that great Indian city
Mumbai to film the sequel.
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