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Scientology Scenario: A Wog is being disseminated to on the street by a "Body Router":
CUT TO: 25 YEARS LATER
Wog William got on the Bridge that day and has been a staff member for the past quarter century. He is an Ideal Scientologist and even his name has changed. He is now BILLY BLOWDOWN--always VGIs, always F/Ning, always cogniting, always winning, always blowing down. Billy is still on his Grades because he has dedicated himself to "clearing the planet" and "rose above" his fixed attention on his "1st Dynamic". He slowly approaches and then sheepishly enters his senior's office--the very same "SAM" that recruited him when he was "raw meat".
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, apologies for DevTing you sir. But may I have
a short word with you.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
What is it?
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, I have decided that I want to leave staff and do it
standardly with a standard leaving routing form.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
LOL, knock off the bullshit. Get back on post, you're
only 25 years into your billion year contract, there will be
plenty of time to dilettante around when the planet is clear.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
No, seriously sir, I've been thinking about this since
that time you RPFed me for several years for out-2D because
I felt up my wife before we were married. I had a lot of time
to think about whether I wanted to live like this, with my wife
posted in Eastern Europe, I haven't even seen her in 9 years.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Well, like I've been telling you, get your stats into Power and
make sure you have a fully qual'd and fully hatted replacement
and then maybe you can CSW to be transferred to her Org.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, I have thought about all that a long time. My wife and I think that it is
unlikely that we will ever see each other again. And on top of that
even if we are together, it's off policy for us to have kids, and
we think that is something we really want.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
"WE" think?! You still have that same ruin you had when I first
body routed your DB ass into the org. You need to learn to think
for yourself.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, sir. But I did think about it for myself. And I decided that I think
that I want to route off staff. That's what I think, sir.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That sounds all fine and good but you are not Clear yet, so you are NOT qualified
to think for yourself yet. The only thoughts you have as a "preclear" per KSW
are reactive thoughts. Ron states that when you are Clear you can think for yourself.
Now get back on post with all this counter-intentioned, other-intentioned DevT entheta.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
But sir, I am thinking for myself. I am going to route off staff.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
WTF? I am assigning you Danger. As your senior I am now going to by-pass you and
think for you so this danger is handled. Then you can think for yourself.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Um, okay sir. That sounds standard. I'll go back on post now, sir.
Sorry to DevT you, sir. Oh, may I ask sir, how long do you think it
will take for me to get out of Danger so that I can t think for myself?
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Ron states that it takes as long as it takes.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Yes, sir. That sounds standard. I'll begin writing up my Danger Formula
and submit an amends project for my out ethics situation of going all
squirrel and trying to think non-standard thoughts when LRH already
gave us total freedom to pick from the list of Ideal Thoughts.
.
Scientology Scenario: A Wog is being disseminated to on the street by a "Body Router":
WOG WILLIAM
Jeez, I don't know, it sounds too good to be true.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Then you need to come with me right now into our Ideal Org
so that you can become the Ideal You!
WOG WILLIAM
Well, um, actually I would like to read a little bit first and
talk to my wife about it before I come in.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That's your reactive mind talking. That's your bank talking.
That's your ruin, ruining your life, It's going to get wayyyyy
worse and you are going to end up homeless and destitute
and naturally then you will die alone in the dark and in pain.
WOG WILLIAM
Whattttttttt?
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That's right, you can't keep listening to what other people
tell you to do. You need to rise above your bank here and
rise above your wife and come with me. This is your first
step on the Bridge to learn to "THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!"
Jeez, I don't know, it sounds too good to be true.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Then you need to come with me right now into our Ideal Org
so that you can become the Ideal You!
WOG WILLIAM
Well, um, actually I would like to read a little bit first and
talk to my wife about it before I come in.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That's your reactive mind talking. That's your bank talking.
That's your ruin, ruining your life, It's going to get wayyyyy
worse and you are going to end up homeless and destitute
and naturally then you will die alone in the dark and in pain.
WOG WILLIAM
Whattttttttt?
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That's right, you can't keep listening to what other people
tell you to do. You need to rise above your bank here and
rise above your wife and come with me. This is your first
step on the Bridge to learn to "THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!"
CUT TO: 25 YEARS LATER
Wog William got on the Bridge that day and has been a staff member for the past quarter century. He is an Ideal Scientologist and even his name has changed. He is now BILLY BLOWDOWN--always VGIs, always F/Ning, always cogniting, always winning, always blowing down. Billy is still on his Grades because he has dedicated himself to "clearing the planet" and "rose above" his fixed attention on his "1st Dynamic". He slowly approaches and then sheepishly enters his senior's office--the very same "SAM" that recruited him when he was "raw meat".
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, apologies for DevTing you sir. But may I have
a short word with you.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
What is it?
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, I have decided that I want to leave staff and do it
standardly with a standard leaving routing form.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
LOL, knock off the bullshit. Get back on post, you're
only 25 years into your billion year contract, there will be
plenty of time to dilettante around when the planet is clear.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
No, seriously sir, I've been thinking about this since
that time you RPFed me for several years for out-2D because
I felt up my wife before we were married. I had a lot of time
to think about whether I wanted to live like this, with my wife
posted in Eastern Europe, I haven't even seen her in 9 years.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Well, like I've been telling you, get your stats into Power and
make sure you have a fully qual'd and fully hatted replacement
and then maybe you can CSW to be transferred to her Org.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Sir, I have thought about all that a long time. My wife and I think that it is
unlikely that we will ever see each other again. And on top of that
even if we are together, it's off policy for us to have kids, and
we think that is something we really want.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
"WE" think?! You still have that same ruin you had when I first
body routed your DB ass into the org. You need to learn to think
for yourself.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, sir. But I did think about it for myself. And I decided that I think
that I want to route off staff. That's what I think, sir.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
That sounds all fine and good but you are not Clear yet, so you are NOT qualified
to think for yourself yet. The only thoughts you have as a "preclear" per KSW
are reactive thoughts. Ron states that when you are Clear you can think for yourself.
Now get back on post with all this counter-intentioned, other-intentioned DevT entheta.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
But sir, I am thinking for myself. I am going to route off staff.
I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
STAFF MEMBER SAM
WTF? I am assigning you Danger. As your senior I am now going to by-pass you and
think for you so this danger is handled. Then you can think for yourself.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Um, okay sir. That sounds standard. I'll go back on post now, sir.
Sorry to DevT you, sir. Oh, may I ask sir, how long do you think it
will take for me to get out of Danger so that I can t think for myself?
STAFF MEMBER SAM
Ron states that it takes as long as it takes.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Yes, sir. That sounds standard. I'll begin writing up my Danger Formula
and submit an amends project for my out ethics situation of going all
squirrel and trying to think non-standard thoughts when LRH already
gave us total freedom to pick from the list of Ideal Thoughts.
.
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