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CURIOUS WOG
Hey, Scientology! If an SP can have a hit tv show on
Scientology, why can't OTs have a hit tv show on Scientology?
SCIENTOLOGY
But, we do have a hit tv show on Scientology, haven't
you see our cable tv channel that runs 24/7?
CURIOUS WOG
That's hardly a hit tv show. You people pay
for that programming but nobody watches it.
SCIENTOLOGY
Not true! Our stats prove that our
program is a breakout blockbuster success!
CURIOUS WOG
What stats? It's not even listed in
the top 1000 most watched shows.
SCIENTOLOGY
Wrong! Our show is loved by hundreds of millions around the world!
CURIOUS WOG
Where did you get that information?
SCIENTOLOGY
From our leader, Mr. Miscavige.
He never lies--because he's ethical.
CURIOUS WOG
Ethical? Really? Isn't that the guy who kicks,
imprisons, chokes and beats his staff bloody?
SCIENTOLOGY
No!
CURIOUS WOG
But there have been many former Scientology staff that have
given sworn affidavits that he viciously assaulted and beat them up.
SCIENTOLOGY
No, people only attack our leader because we are winning.
CURIOUS WOG
WInning? Whatttttt?
What are you even talking about. Who's winning?
SCIENTOLOGY
Obviously Mr. Miscavige is winning. He beat the living
crap out of those DBs, they can't fight worth shit.
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Hey, Scientology! If an SP can have a hit tv show on
Scientology, why can't OTs have a hit tv show on Scientology?
SCIENTOLOGY
But, we do have a hit tv show on Scientology, haven't
you see our cable tv channel that runs 24/7?
CURIOUS WOG
That's hardly a hit tv show. You people pay
for that programming but nobody watches it.
SCIENTOLOGY
Not true! Our stats prove that our
program is a breakout blockbuster success!
CURIOUS WOG
What stats? It's not even listed in
the top 1000 most watched shows.
SCIENTOLOGY
Wrong! Our show is loved by hundreds of millions around the world!
CURIOUS WOG
Where did you get that information?
SCIENTOLOGY
From our leader, Mr. Miscavige.
He never lies--because he's ethical.
CURIOUS WOG
Ethical? Really? Isn't that the guy who kicks,
imprisons, chokes and beats his staff bloody?
SCIENTOLOGY
No!
CURIOUS WOG
But there have been many former Scientology staff that have
given sworn affidavits that he viciously assaulted and beat them up.
SCIENTOLOGY
No, people only attack our leader because we are winning.
CURIOUS WOG
WInning? Whatttttt?
What are you even talking about. Who's winning?
SCIENTOLOGY
Obviously Mr. Miscavige is winning. He beat the living
crap out of those DBs, they can't fight worth shit.
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