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That sounds very much like a harmonic of the obscene dog incident.
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That sounds very much like a harmonic of the obscene dog incident.
SCIENTOLOGY’S TOP 100 BIGGEST LIES1. Scn is The Bridge to Total Freedom.2. You can become an Operating Thetan.3. You can achieve the state of Clear.4. There is no disconnection.5. Fair Game is canceled.6. Ron did not die, he purposely dropped his body in order to research upper levels for you.7. The Sea Org is the most ethical group on the planet.8. Scientology works.9. Psychs are an evil wholetrack conspiracy to enslave you.10. You need to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get rid of body thetans if you want to be free and happy.11. DMSMH results in mental health and clear.12. L. Ron Hubbard is the true and only Source of freedom tech.13. Scientology controls your ‘eternity’.14. Hubbard is mankind’s greatest friend.15. Keeping Scientology Working is the greatest good.16. Scientology is a religion not a business.17. Scientology believes in The Creed of the Church of Scn.18. Church of Scientology believes in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.19. L. Ron Hubbard is an ethical Operating Thetan who rose above the bank to save mankind from eternal suffering.20. Scientology handles the causes of war, criminality and insanity.21. CoS senior management is not liars and criminals.22. Scientology is the fastest growing religion in the world with over 10 Million members.23. Scientology is clearing the planet.24. Ron’s technology will make you cause over life.25. All illness and accidents are from PTS and suppressives.26. Ideal Orgs are ideal.27. The Golden Age of Technology is unaltered LRH tech.28. Applying ethics conditions makes one ethical.29. Mary Sue Hubbard and the other criminal leaders of Scientology that went to prison were not following Hubbard’s policies and orders.30. Office of Special Affairs is not the same as the Guardians Office except better at lying and hiding crimes.31. The religious leader of CoS, COB, is not a sociopathic sadist who physically beats and psychologically terrorizes staff.32. Hubbard didn't believe in or use drugs.33. At the top of the Grade Chart beings can exteriorize with perception and other paranormal powers.34. …35. …36. …
I continue to feel Sarge's interview with Wright is underappreciated for too many reasons to go into. It stunned me, when I heard it the first time. I so wish somehow Sarge's statements be moved to the top of the list of important facts about Hubbard and Scientology. (The subject and Hubbard are failures, and for reasons that I feel in hindsight need stressing and focusing on, long range.) The above excellent list of biggest lies explain why the Scientology subject and Hubbard are failures, and not worthy of too much attention and certainly no one ought be practitioners of the Hubbard quackery/pseudo-therapy/Xenu's-"body-thetans"-exorcism.This Sarge interview, is evidence of the lie: "Scientology Works". No, Scientology was even thought a failure by Hubbard, the founder of the subject.
I don't think any lugubriously laughable list of Lron lies would be complete without the claim of boosting ones IQ 1 point for each hour of auditing received..
From another thread "Scientology's TOP 100 Biggest Lies".
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Excellent point Chuck! Thanks for that.
Presenting the new-and-improved
LUGUBRIOUSLY LAUGHABLE LIST OF LRON LIES
0. Ron, the greatest scientist in the universe who discovered the hitherto unknown mystery and dynamic principle of life ("Survive!"), admitted he was a clueless failure who failed so badly he intended to use his OT powers to postulate the end of his own life--by suicide. Ergo, Hubbard sold "Survive!" but selected "Succumb!"1. Scn is The Bridge to Total Freedom.2. You can become an Operating Thetan.3. You can achieve the state of Clear.4. There is no disconnection.5. Fair Game is canceled.6. Ron did not die, he purposely dropped his body in order to research upper levels for you.7. The Sea Org is the most ethical group on the planet.8. Scientology works.9. Psychs are an evil wholetrack conspiracy to enslave you.10. You need to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to get rid of body thetans if you want to be free and happy.11. DMSMH results in mental health and clear.12. L. Ron Hubbard is the true and only Source of freedom tech.13. Scientology controls your ‘eternity’.14. Hubbard is mankind’s greatest friend.15. Keeping Scientology Working is the greatest good.16. Scientology is a religion not a business.17. Scientology believes in The Creed of the Church of Scn.18. Church of Scientology believes in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.19. L. Ron Hubbard is an ethical Operating Thetan who rose above the bank to save mankind from eternal suffering.20. Scientology handles the causes of war, criminality and insanity.21. CoS senior management is not liars and criminals.22. Scientology is the fastest growing religion in the world with over 10 Million members.23. Scientology is clearing the planet.24. Ron’s technology will make you cause over life.25. All illness and accidents are from PTS and suppressives.26. Ideal Orgs are ideal.27. The Golden Age of Technology is unaltered LRH tech.28. Applying ethics conditions makes one ethical.29. Mary Sue Hubbard and the other criminal leaders of Scientology that went to prison were not following Hubbard’s policies and orders.30. Office of Special Affairs is not the same as the Guardians Office except better at lying and hiding crimes.31. The religious leader of CoS, COB, is not a sociopathic sadist who physically beats and psychologically terrorizes staff.32. Hubbard didn't believe in or use drugs.33. At the top of the Grade Chart beings can exteriorize with perception and other paranormal powers.34. …35. …36. ….
IIRC it was in one of the basics.I don't think any lugubriously laughable list of Lron lies would be complete without the claim of boosting ones IQ 1 point for each hour of auditing received.
I forgot exactly what publication that that was written. I wonder if it's been removed or still told to new prospects these days.
Ergo, the end phenomena of Scientology is two (2) pieces of paper. A certificate scientifically confirming your miraculous God-like powers and an SP declare scientologically condemning your malevolently Devil-like evil.
LOLI don't think any lugubriously laughable list of Lron lies would be complete without the claim of boosting ones IQ 1 point for each hour of auditing received.
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Well, let's not be so fast to condemn the modern science that creates new super-geniuses every day!
First let's see how Scientologists' IQs compare to famous geniuses in history. Ranking atop the list of "highest IQs" are DaVinci at 200 and Goethe at 210.
JOKE DU JOUR: A homo sapiens walks into an org. . .The registrar asks "What can I do for you sir?" The wog replies, "Well I heard I can become a genius, but I only have an IQ of 100. Can you help me?" The registrar takes a long look him and then announces, "Well, you've come to the right place!" Fast forward to 1 year later. The wog has received 153 hours of objectives and now boasts the highest recorded IQ in history at 253! The registrar calls him into his office to discuss securing his OT package. . . . . .
REGISTRAR
Hey congratulations on finishing your objectives!
PC
Yeah, I have the highest IQ in history. I really line charged
when I realized what a DB Einstein was!
REGISTRAR
So then, let's get your OT levels paid for so we can secure
your eternity. With the sliding scale discount it's only $148,000,
plus you'll need to buy your Patron status--another $50,000, so
that brings it up to only $198,000. Let's, add in the two required
e-meters, another $10,000 and you'll need to secure your
accommodations & eligibility auditing. Okay, this is an amazing
bargain price if you buy it today only. It's only $253,000!
PC
Wow, what a coincidence, 253 thousand! it's exactly the
same as my 253 IQ! I'll do it, here's my charge cards.
REGISTRAR
Genius!
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Wow, what a coincidence, 253 thousand! it's exactly the
same as my 253 IQ! I'll do it, here's my charge cards.
IIRC it was in one of the basics.
LOL.
I needed a good laugh and this post gave me one.
But somehow I was expecting a different ending than:
With a 253 IQ I figured he'd have the "blow cog". LOL
Another place it was published was in a LETTER THAT HUBBARD WROTE TO THE NY POST IN 1964:
".....our most spectacular feat was raising a boy from IQ 83 to 212."
Brilliant world-class messaging!
That's probably the best ONE-SHOT-CULT-CLEAR process in existence.
Thanks so much for the kind comments. You get it!That's the answer! That's the biggest shotgun blast graphic I've ever seen.
That "FAILED MESSIAH" poster tells a compelling narrative that no Scientologist in the world can either accept or deny. It is an inescapable CHINESEThanks so much for the kind comments. You get it!
If one were "running back to basic-basic," that would be it. After one fully "groks" what
happened, one probably becomes pretty free from it all. It might take some time, but
realizing the truth of it all really helps one go free and be free. (That sounds like a level
that needs an attest cycle, LOL.)
For years, I've been writing long-winded posts about just this point. Sometimes I wondered
if I was going overboard or beating a dead horse. But at the end of the day, that is the true
and final plot point that needs to be communicated far and wide, IMO.
IMO, fact of the matter seems like Hubbard spent his last five yearsThat "FAILED MESSIAH" poster tells a compelling narrative
Think about this. A person has a stroke or heart attack and refusesmade very sure to televise the announcement that Ron killed himself
I've delivered my "suicide rant" to a couple of Scientologists many years agoWhat would a Scientologist do or even if they saw that cognitive dissonance dissolving poster?