Happynow!!
Congratulations, Little Patron!!
VWD on making it to lowly Patron status!!
See, right now, you are on the very lower rungs of ESMB's Bridge to Total Status. You're aberrated. You know nothing. You've got tons of overts and wittholds. You are so out-ethics in so many areas that you would not believe it.
And you see all these big Silver and Gold Meritorious Patrons floating around with great and huge powers.
You are wide-eyed with fear and excitement. Can they read your thoughts? Heal you of sickness and disease? Knock your hat off at 50 paces?
Well, yes. But we choose not to at this time - until at least a few more of the boys make it.
How'd we get such status and power?
By posting! And posting and posting and posting!!
Only by posting to ESMB will you ever achieve the status you crave deep down in your little staten.
So hop to it, little Patron!!!
Your only hope is to get up the Bridge to Total Status!!