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Brian Korn

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Does anyone know anything about the rumor going around that David Miscavige recently became a Born-Again Christian and is planning to dissolve the Church of Scientology?
 

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If true, this is really great news!

I am guardedly enthusiastic, I mean---did you or any other standardly trained person confirm this using a fully charged e-meter?

If true, all the VMs (Volunteer Munchkins) can come out of the shadows and celebrate, joyously singing:

"Ding Dong the witch COB is dead Unencumbered...."

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strativarius

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Does anyone know anything about the rumor going around that David Miscavige recently became a Born-Again Christian and is planning to dissolve the Church of Scientology?
Yes, and the pope is giving away contraceptive pills to anyone who wants them and Donald Trump said something that wasn't actually a lie.
 
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