The worlds largest clay table demo is created when a student at Flag realizes that she has a misunderstood on the word 'guh-LAX-ee'. Her course supervisor orders her to do a clay demo. Every week for the next several months, the student returns to the supervisor and whispers 'moar clay'.
A Marcabian DC8-like space plane locates Trementina base in New Mexico and bombs shut the vault housing the etched, metal plates that contain hubbards 'tek'. The Marcabs then send a telex to Gold base that says "LRH is a jerk, ha ha."
The cult purchases an exact replica of the Bluebird motor home that Hubbard died in and parks it at the CST Creston, CA ranch in hopes that it will encourage him to return there once he obtains a new body. It remains empty.
Prompted by the cults purchase, the Bluebird company produces a new model called the "Elron Elray". It is promoted as a safe, mobile auditing space for only the most dedicated OTs. It comes complete with a portrait of hubbard, an e-meter and supply of Vistaril.
Wikipedia's scientology page is hacked. The entire contents are removed and replaced with the words "A cult."