Reminds me, I forgot to tell the punch line to the "MARY SUE GOES EXTERIOR" bedtime story. . .
So, MSH confesses that despite her all-evasive OTness, she has never been able to leave her body. Not once.
When SOURCE discovers this easily solvable OT problem, he orders All the Commodore's horses and all the Commodore's men to put Mrs. Hubbardy DumbOT together again. Well, specifically, Dr. Hubbardy assigns his very top Class XII auditing ace (Otto Roos) to a very special VIP project. Otto is instructed to:
* Gather up every single LRH reference, auditing process and remedy that dealt with EXTERIORIZATION.
* Otto was to personally be Mary Sue Hubbardy's auditor
* They were to go in session every single day and run the exteriorization "REMEDIES" (processes which handle the reason a being cannot go exterior) one after another (every single process if required), until Mrs. Hubbardy finally went fully exterior!
And so they did, dear listeners. Every sunrise they would ensure that Mrs. Hubbard's body was well rested and well fed and they would embark on the next surefire exteriorization process. Process after process. Day after day. Week after week, month after--
Suddenly, Mrs. Hubbardy just threw a fit and declared that REFUSED to run even one more command of one more of the surefire processes that Commodore Hubbardy had guaranteed would bring about the state of fully & stably exterior, with perception.
This was most disappointing and surprising. Perhaps equally disappointing and surprising is that Commodore and Mrs. Hubbardy neglected to inform the planet's 10 million Scientologists about the exteriorization tech not working. And thus, winning Scientology OTs everywhere continued paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to attain the state of exterior that so many other Scientologists had [STRIKE]attained[/STRIKE] paid for.