That triggered a different way to view Scientology (on this planet): -- Scientology essentially DID the New Non-Existence formula (on this planet). -- It asked (mankind): "What is needed & wanted?" -- Mankind responded: "We want the magical powers of exteriorization, infinite prosperity, postulates to get our every wish, immortality and all the other dreamy things you just promoted." -- Scientology then promptly accepted and banked $500,000 and delivered what was needed and wanted by saying: "Excellent, here is a certificate that proves you have all those superpowers you mentioned that are needed & wanted." -- To which mankind responded: "WTF are you talking about?! When do I get all the magical powers?!" -- And Scientology responded: "Oh, you have an MU. When we asked you want is needed and wanted, we meant what Scientology needed & wanted, which was the $500,000, so thanks for that. But if you are saying what YOU need and want is magical powers, you're almost there. You just need a couple of our new super-secret Advanced levels which will be another $500,000." -- A stunned mankind then said: "Wait! Isn't that bait and switch? Isn't that fraud?" --And Scientology used TR IV technology and handled that origination by saying: "Thank you, I totally duplicate what you are saying. But that is your reactive mind speaking. If you don't want to pay the next $500,000 and continue doing Scientology, then FUCK YOU & GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU ARE DECLARED AND DISCONNECTED AND YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM EVER TALKING TO ANY SCIENTOLOGIST OR THE MEDIA. AND IF YOU TRY THAT SHIT WE WILL UNLEASH GOONS TO RUIN AND DESTROY YOU, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR CAREER, YOUR FINANCES AND YOUR MENTAL HEALTH WITH FAIR GAME TERROR OPS." -- And mankind said: "Are you serious?" -- And Scientology triumphantly answered: "Totally serious, Scientology is a deadly serious activity." -- After which mankind blew and began learning more about Scn by reading SP books, watching SP tv shows and posting SP stuff on the internet. -- Then, Scientology held a huge event to announce the newest monumental breaktrhrough---that it had completed its Non-Existence formula on this planet and had upgraded itself to a condition of Power, after which it gave a jumbo medallion to a Scientology celebrity and all Scientologists were brought tears of joyous renewed certainty that the superpowers that Ron promise are real, and the only reason they didn't get them yet is that it is the greatest good for moviestars to get them first, after which everyone else will move closer to the front of the line. Thus, not getting the powers after decades and a million dollars is actually a huge win! .