.. Scientology Scenario: A Wog is being disseminated to on the street by a "Body Router": WOG WILLIAM Jeez, I don't know, it sounds too good to be true. STAFF MEMBER SAM Then you need to come with me right now into our Ideal Org so that you can become the Ideal You! WOG WILLIAM Well, um, actually I would like to read a little bit first and talk to my wife about it before I come in. STAFF MEMBER SAM That's your reactive mind talking. That's your bank talking. That's your ruin, ruining your life, It's going to get wayyyyy worse and you are going to end up homeless and destitute and naturally then you will die alone in the dark and in pain. WOG WILLIAM Whattttttttt? STAFF MEMBER SAM That's right, you can't keep listening to what other people tell you to do. You need to rise above your bank here and rise above your wife and come with me. This is your first step on the Bridge to learn to "THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!" CUT TO: 25 YEARS LATER Wog William got on the Bridge that day and has been a staff member for the past quarter century. He is an Ideal Scientologist and even his name has changed. He is now BILLY BLOWDOWN--always VGIs, always F/Ning, always cogniting, always winning, always blowing down. Billy is still on his Grades because he has dedicated himself to "clearing the planet" and "rose above" his fixed attention on his "1st Dynamic". He slowly approaches and then sheepishly enters his senior's office--the very same "SAM" that recruited him when he was "raw meat". BILLY BLOWDOWN Sir, apologies for DevTing you sir. But may I have a short word with you. STAFF MEMBER SAM What is it? BILLY BLOWDOWN Sir, I have decided that I want to leave staff and do it standardly with a standard leaving routing form. STAFF MEMBER SAM LOL, knock off the bullshit. Get back on post, you're only 25 years into your billion year contract, there will be plenty of time to dilettante around when the planet is clear. BILLY BLOWDOWN No, seriously sir, I've been thinking about this since that time you RPFed me for several years for out-2D because I felt up my wife before we were married. I had a lot of time to think about whether I wanted to live like this, with my wife posted in Eastern Europe, I haven't even seen her in 9 years. STAFF MEMBER SAM Well, like I've been telling you, get your stats into Power and make sure you have a fully qual'd and fully hatted replacement and then maybe you can CSW to be transferred to her Org. BILLY BLOWDOWN Sir, I have thought about all that a long time. My wife and I think that it is unlikely that we will ever see each other again. And on top of that even if we are together, it's off policy for us to have kids, and we think that is something we really want. STAFF MEMBER SAM "WE" think?! You still have that same ruin you had when I first body routed your DB ass into the org. You need to learn to think for yourself. BILLY BLOWDOWN Okay, sir. But I did think about it for myself. And I decided that I think that I want to route off staff. That's what I think, sir. STAFF MEMBER SAM That sounds all fine and good but you are not Clear yet, so you are NOT qualified to think for yourself yet. The only thoughts you have as a "preclear" per KSW are reactive thoughts. Ron states that when you are Clear you can think for yourself. Now get back on post with all this counter-intentioned, other-intentioned DevT entheta. BILLY BLOWDOWN But sir, I am thinking for myself. I am going to route off staff. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. STAFF MEMBER SAM WTF? I am assigning you Danger. As your senior I am now going to by-pass you and think for you so this danger is handled. Then you can think for yourself. BILLY BLOWDOWN Um, okay sir. That sounds standard. I'll go back on post now, sir. Sorry to DevT you, sir. Oh, may I ask sir, how long do you think it will take for me to get out of Danger so that I can t think for myself? STAFF MEMBER SAM Ron states that it takes as long as it takes. BILLY BLOWDOWN Yes, sir. That sounds standard. I'll begin writing up my Danger Formula and submit an amends project for my out ethics situation of going all squirrel and trying to think non-standard thoughts when LRH already gave us total freedom to pick from the list of Ideal Thoughts. .