How Was Your Service at Flag? (Facebook Wants to Know)

Discussion in 'Evaluating and Criticising Scientology' started by Type4_PTS, May 18, 2014.

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  1. Enthetan

    Enthetan Master of Disaster

    Has Leah posted a Yelp review yet?
     
  2. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    :laugh: :hysterical:

    The bad grammar is painful. Beyond the glowing PR BS, is this the closing line of a letter or a real sentence? :duh:

    "we are clearly headed in a positive and upward direction with regards to our large family and the community in general."

    It should read, "In regard to."

    Sheesh!

    The Grammar Nazi :nazi:
     
  3. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    I know who posted it :blush:

    (Jeez...her grammar is painful )
     
  4. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    I just looked at the FB page for Flag and see they took away all reviews, and no longer allow them:
    https://www.facebook.com/FlagServiceOrganization/

    I figured it was just a matter of time before that happened. No way this organization would allow for truthful reviews.
     
  5. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    I was going to post that it was my Flag experience that got me to leave...worse service ever...but I had already posted that.

    Up to them I thought local orgs were messed up due to unhatting, case, etc., and that Flag would be spot on.

    What a laughable joke.

    Flag sucked.
     
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

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    At Flag, everyone is agreeing soooooooooooooo much!
    At Flag, everyone is winning sooooooooooooooo much!
    AT Flag, everyone is VVGIs soooooooooooooooo much!



    Typical cult conversation you hear all day, every day at Flag:


    BETTY BONKERS
    Hey how's it going?


    FRED FANTASIC
    I'm doing fantastic.


    BETTY BONKERS
    Yeah you look great.


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Yeah I feel great. How are you?


    BETTY BONKERS
    I am doing sooooo good!


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Yeah you look great!


    BETTY BONKERS
    Yeah, I'm totally blown out.


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Yeah, you look fantastic.


    BETTY BONKERS
    This is the best I've ever been doing my whole life.


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Me too! I've never felt this blown out before.


    BETTY BONKERS
    You look amazing. What rundown are you on?


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Well, technically I haven't started the auditing
    yet, I'm still doing the arrival routing form.


    BETTY BONKERS
    Oh wow, I'm still on the arrival routing form too!


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Yeah, me too. But, I have gotten more wins and case gain on
    this arrival routing form than all of the other arrival routing
    forms I have ever done in Scientology combined!


    BETTY BONKERS
    Wow, me too! I started blowing charge on the airplane
    100 miles before we even landed at Tampa airport!


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Wow, I had the same experience! How does that even happen?


    BETTY BONKERS
    Well, it's because there is so much theta in the space at Flag, so
    you can feel the charge starting to blow if you even get close to it.


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Yeah totally! And you can start to feel the wins too.


    BETTY BONKERS
    Yeah, totally. Even before my plane took off to go to Flag, the moment
    the "Fasten Seatbelt" sign came on, I could feel my engrams starting to blow.


    FRED FANTASTIC
    Wow, amazing. The ruin I came into Scientology to handle 20 years ago
    like totally blew--when I got in line during pre-boarding.


    BETTY BONKERS
    Not a bad win- - -but I felt like I had just gone through the Wall of Fire
    the moment I had gone through the airport metal detector.


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  7. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    But, but, but, but....isn't Flag the Mecca of Tech--uhh-- something or other?

    I mean, I totally, for sure went Clear and all at Flag--so I should be able to remember their Ideal jingle, right?

    Just a moment, let me postulate that my file clerk is working, just hold on (this isn't a com lag, I am putting order in and the confusion is blowing off, it's a win trust me). . .

    Okay my file clerk responded:

    FLAG IS THE MECCA OF TECHNICAL PERFECTION
    Flag Is The Tech-A Of Mecca(nical) Production


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    Mecca-nical Production - (variant of "mechanical production"): 1. The technological methodology by which humans are made more spiritually ideal via MEST mechanical devices such as the e-meter. 2. Mechanical Production is the optimized use of homo sapiens, by converting them into mechanized automatons not requiring the devT of sleep, in order to ensure their time is efficiently dedicated to (gross income) production.

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