It's time to leave Scientology when....

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by HelluvaHoax!, Mar 6, 2010.

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  1. HelluvaHoax!

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    :clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

    Duuuuude!

    What are you, like a professional copywriter or lyricist or sumthin!?

    Jesus, the wordcraft in all your parodies is amaaaaaazing!

    Keep 'em comin!!
     
  2. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Freakin AWESOME, Pete!!

    What a GUFFAW!
     
  3. GoNuclear

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    thanks

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  4. AngeloV

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    GoNuke,

    Outstandingly funny! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
     
  5. Thrak

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    Good one Nuke!
     
  6. HelluvaHoax!

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    It's time to leave Scientology when....

    A wog at work argues with you that she doesn't think implants are so bad.

    And the next day you bring her a copy of History of Man to increase her reality on how she was once an all powerful being that evil aliens used cruel electronic implants to trap and reduce to a homo sapiens meat body living on Earth.

    And she looks at you strangely and walks away, wondering to herself why you care whether she gets a boob job.
     
  7. HelluvaHoax!

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    It's time to leave Scn when....


    A Scientologist regging you for more donations or pay for your next level threatens that you will lose your eternity.

    And you think to yourself: "Hey, that actually sounds like a pretty good way to stop these people from forever harassing me for more money."