Make us cringe (using only five words or less) :)

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  1. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    Flunk! For Q&A.

    Start!
     
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  2. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Silver Meritorious Patron

    This post might make some cringe but...


    That's a solid with me. I was somewhat able when I started and I was far more able when I left staff three years later Moreover, I am astonished at how well I increase ability in other able people. As I have been saying I have been coaching Boston teams on a purely and highly communicative spiritual level for decades (also some other successful teams most recently the Chicago Cubs preceded by a "road test" using once lowly (and now lowly once again) Kansas City Royals. And BABY!!! My Boston Red Hots caught the horsehide on the thick part of the hickory stick this time around.

    Jee-ziss! Gotham does have it's sportswizards so it gwine be Dharmegeddon in the Fenway in just about three hours

    O YEAH!!!
     
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  3. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

    LOL

    FACT: Two (2) times someone (in a normal business context where I calmly expressed my opinion which differed from their own) told me to "calm down".

    FACT: Both times I immediately "went off" on that person.

    FACT: One of those people is a former attorney.

    FACT: One of those people is a former business associate.

    FACT: I am calm.

    FACT: I FUCKING HATE (in a calm way) when people say that.

    lol
     
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  4. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    A taser works quite well too. They get the point quickly.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor


    LOL!

    I deployed a taser once on an obnoxiously certain Power FSM--who wouldn't stop spewing LRH references. I was forced to do so in order to, um, "bring order".

    However, tasers are notoriously ineffective on people hyped up on PCP.

    (Pre Clear Pomposity)

    .
     
  6. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    Scientology
     
  7. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    8C
    2D
    Out-2D
    1.1
     
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  8. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

    LOL, yeah, you can actually comprise an entire sentence with those cult acronyms/abbreviations. The sentence would be undecipherable to any human being except a KSW KoolAid drinker.

    Let's try it, using your four (4) word starter kit, and see where it goes. . .

    "I 8C'd my 2D to Department 3 for going OUT-2D with a 1.1 who's a 2.5 Percenter.

    I was sorely tempted to add the obligatory "on this planet" to the end of that sentence, but it didn't have any Hubbardian numerical reference, so I figured it must not be scientific like the rest of those numbers.
     
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  9. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    :depressed::cry:
    I translated it fine. I am a victim of second-hand Scientology. This should have a Surgeon General Warning on it.
    :cry:
     
  10. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    HELD DOWN 7
     
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  11. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    HELP
    HOPE
    DEMAND FOR IMPROVEMENT
    NEED OF CHANGE
    FEAR OF WORSENING
    EFFECT
    RUIN
    DESPAIR
    SUFFERING
    NUMBNESS
    INTROVERSION
    DISASTER
    INACTUALITY
    DELUSION
    HYSTERIA
    SHOCK
    CATATONIA
    OBLIVION
    DETACHMENT
    DUALITY
    SECRECY
    HALLUCINATION
    SADISM
    MASOCHISM
    ELATION
    GLEE
    FIXIDITY
    EROSION
    DISPERSAL
    DISASSOCIATION
    CRIMINALITY
    UNCAUSING
    DISCONNECTION
    $CIENTOLOGY


     
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  12. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Not OK!

    That's so low tone!

    Ethics Chit.
     
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  13. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    "I ​
    8C'd​
    my ​
    2D ​
    to ​
    Department 3
    for going ​
    OUT-2D​
    with a 1.1 who's a 2.5
    Percenter...on Target 1.​


    OK...lame...I know. How come it was never called Target 1?

    I mean there was Scientology 0 so why not Target 1?​
     
  14. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    $cientologists can't count.
    They can't afford to count.
    They don't even have the ability to have toilet paper.
    And they are denied toilet paper in their orgs.
    Just go into any org and try to take a shit.
    You are shit out of luck unless you bring your own asswipe.
     
  15. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    GIVE ME THAT HAND

     
  16. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Moo gum guy pan.
     
  17. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    Now I need a spring roll. And some soy sauce. Maybe an egg roll. Oh. And wasabi.
     
  18. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    DO FISH SWIM?

     
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  19. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    DIRTY GREY RAG

     
  20. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    How would you like to...

    Take a free personality test?

    Find out more about Scientology?

    Take an introductory course?

    Buy a book?

    Buy more services?

    Use your credit card?

    Sell all your assets?

    Ask loved ones for money?

    Disconnect from your complaining family?

    Help Ron clear the planet?

    Join the most ethical group?

    Sign a billion year contract?

    Stay up all night?

    Never sleep?

    Get your stat up?

    Get a lower condition?

    Get a comm ev?

    Get declared?

    Get rehabilitated?

    Get your stat up?

    Get a lower condition?

    Get a comm ev?

    ...and so on. :deadhorse:
     
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