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Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Rumour has it that when hubbard was out cold on his death bed, in his lovely motor home, and miscavige needed him to 'sign things' he used to gently waft dollar bills under his nose to bring him round (so tubs could hold the pen while the midget moved the paper) ... apparently miscavige tried everything but the smell of money was the only thing that brought him out of his coma long enough to make things go right ... he used to hum this song to him quietly as the money wafting was taking effect, which was a very thoughtful touch really when you think about it.
That's funny. Whenever I've detected a smell emanating from banknotes in my possession it's always seemed to be of women's perfume.
 
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