My First Post as a New Member

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Dotey OT, Sep 8, 2018.

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  1. phenomanon

    phenomanon Front door security.

    I think Stratti was already 'out' when it was placed in every fooking course pack.
     
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  2. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Silver Meritorious Patron

    Like most great writers I LOVE editors.

    Properly seasoned and roasted to a turn they can be an excellent source of protein in the diet
     
  3. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    Oh true Phenon,
    Oh wait..May be uncle Stratty was stuck in bed sheets exhibiting his unprecended fabuloulsy amazing clear bracelet to impress a lovely young female
    :handcuffs::flirt:
    That would explain why he didn't pay any proper attention to what must be done to keep $cientology working.
    He was into romantic self-abnegation!
    :hysterical:

    My guess is that uncle Stratty was a $cientology dilletante! :giggle:
     
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  4. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    and petit fours and Tarte Tatin for dessert!
     
  5. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    Birdie is very funny though!

    Reading Birdie's posts, it seems like he assumes that putting a lot of crème Chantilly and cherry on top of a glass of vinegar will make it tasteful and thus the con man will appear as a genius and his delirium tremens and psychotic fabulations and bouffoneries will be taken for the great discoveries of the century. (actually yes, it was the great idea of the century to make a mafia fraudulent cult appear as a religion)

    :D

    Definitely scintillance brilliance style to talk about either $cientology or LRH is clownesque and embarrasing.
     
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  6. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me surrender!

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  7. freethinker

    freethinker Crusader

    You can't correct anything with tech that is flawed to begin with. They do play by their own rules, that IS the problem.
     
  8. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher


    I may need to find some insulin...
     
  9. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Well, having read that Sheila, you've got me so paranoid I doubt whether I'll ever write another post after this one. :biggrin:
     
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  10. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Yes, I'll take the smoked salmon, but sugar in the tea? Non merci, don't do it lotus.
     
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  11. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Yes, I seem to have acquired a reputation for being an argumentative c**t, especially among the noobs. The oldies here know me better than that.
     
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  12. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    phenomanon said:
    Those days are long gone lotusblossom, it's Rosie P or nothing for me these days, and to be quite honest, most of the time I just can't be bothered


    Me? Self-denial? In 1969? Not a chance. :biggrin:
    No, far from being a dilletante (now there's a nice french word) I think I was regarded as being a bit of a tech zealot.

    I remember KSW well phenom. If 'KSW series 1' is something else then you could be right about me being 'out'.
     
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  13. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Yes, I know you're really a sweet, affable old gent in disguise, here to draw attention away from the biggest c**t on the Board.

    Or maybe you're something in between, but you're funny and I think you're awesome. :love11:

    (You're quite controversational, actually, and nobody I've known has ever done that before.)
     
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  14. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Hey! Not so much of the old! As for the rest, thanks for the kind words.
     
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  15. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    :laugh:Good one!

    Good morning, Birdy. :blowkiss:

    That's a phrase at the beginning of the sentence, so it gets a comma after it, like this:

    Properly seasoned and roasted to a turn, they can be an excellent source of protein in the diet.

    (I always loved your visual descriptions, btw. )
     
  16. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Dearest Sheila.

    I hereby renounce all duties and responsibilities as grammar nazi IC ESMB and hand them over to you forthwith.

    Kindest regards,

    Stratty.

    xxx

    :biggrin:
     
  17. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    "xxx" should be in upper case (caps).
     
  18. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    No, mate. You have a lifetime appointment.

    I'm just filling in the night shift, which will undoubtedly ensure all of ESMB begs to have you back as Grammar Nazi IC ESMB as fast as possible. ;)

    :begging:

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  19. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Thanks for explaining what upper case meant screamer - I had no fucking idea. :biggrin:

    The x's are kisses and I have a very small mouth.
     
  20. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    I've just been asked to inform you all that ESMB is about to close down for 24 hours for its annual spring clean.

    Apologies for any incontinence caused.





    :bait:
     
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