More people than is generally realized, lol. EX-SCIENTOLOGIST Well to be honest I was once in a cult. Scientology. CO-WORKER OMG, how could you have been so stupid to join a fucking cult!! LOL EX-SCIENTOLOGIST A surprising number of people were in some kind of cult. CO-WORKER Not me, dude, LOL LOL LOL . I'd never join that stupid shit. EX-SCIENTOLOGIST Then you are way smarter than me. CO-WORKER No, I mean really, how did you get suckered into believing all that totally made-up bullshit? EX-SCIENTOLOGIST Well, like I say, you are way better than me, you'd never fooled into believing totally made-up bullshit, right? CO-WORKER Never! Not in a million-million years! EX-SCIENTOLOGIST A million-million. Hey, that's a billion. What about after that, could you be suckered into a cult then? LOL CO-WORKER Nope. By that time I'll be in heaven. When you accept Jesus like I did you will flourish and prosper in the Kingdom of God. You should really come to my church this Sunday and surrender your life to Jesus. EX-SCIENTOLOGIST Thanks for the offer. I am good for now, I am staying away from religions for a while, kinda recovering. What you're saying sounds like it's really working for you, but to be honest it sounds too similar to when I was in a cult. CO-WORKER Are you saying worshipping Jesus is a cult? Listen pal, worshipping Jesus is no damn cult! If you don't accept Jesus, you are going to lose your eternity! EX-SCIENTOLOGIST (quietly grabs keys & slowly backs away towards door) Yeah, okay, that sounds great. Thank you for sharing your wins, umm---I mean witnessing. ..