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  1. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    I like it better than my idea - exhuming old school goals listing from the sixties and releasing it as a solo level. Mimsey
  2. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    Yes - it is the whole track propulsion system that drives the DC8s from Marcab to earth and back via target two

  3. Gib

    Gib Crusader

    no worries, you silly goose, my warp drive is just fine,


    BTW, I'm V'ger
  4. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Whoops! Let's see... what was that thought?

    Oh yes, "I wasted all my money on this shit?"

    All right, locate time, place, etc of this thought.


    Whoops! Let's see... what was that thought?

    Oh yes, "I wasted all my money on this shit?"

    and so on...

  5. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron

    tsk, tsk. You've missed step 3, report for a golden retread! I detect an "advance program" is required. You have to be OT VIII 1st. You also will need to run "Wasting money" to it's FULL EP. (Clearly your bank accounts are still too full to permit your total freedom)
  6. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

    Obvious next step in the 'Tech' is obvious, and requires only the following simple commands:

    "Touch that wall. Thank you."

    "Touch that other wall. Thank you. But I didn't tell you to stop touching the first one. Touch both at once. Thank you."

    "Cognite that this is one small-ass room. Got it?"

    "Now, picture an earlier time when you could have afforded a bigger home."

    "Understand that the science fiction roleplaying game called Scientology is bad for your havingness. Got it?"

    "You mocked up Scientology. It's time to as-isn't it."

    "Bye, then. And have a great life."

    This Hubbardspew writes itself! Holy moly, I could have made a fortune, if it wasn't for this pesky Internet...
  7. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    OT IX is through the looking glass and OT X is down the rabbit hole...er...is it Ron way round?
  8. Irayam

    Irayam Patron with Honors

    Considering that we are producing several thousands thoughts per day, it will be veeeery looooong process!:goodluck::hysterical:

    Irayam (very happy to be below OT VIII)
  9. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron


    However it has been noted that OT VIII completions still-in appear to do far less thinking, so they seem to have an advantage :dancer:
  10. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    RPF and a billion year SP declare for you Mimsey. I just can't believe you CICS even hinting that El Con is on a via of target 2!! What next? You suggesting that COB is researching day and night the 'one shot Macallan single malt Clear'. That would result in a complete stupor....

    even if it is straight up and horizontal beyond truth revealed.
    ETA just received the lastest mostest channeled via HellaofaHoax backchannels secretive discovery. Bob Duggan has discovered and uncovered the Isabella's Islay at the IAS special price of 47X $6.2 Million a bottle and will be presenting it in person to the newest greatest leader of OTs.. to COB as the final answer and only to be known and Identified to those who sign up for a Billion Dollar investment.

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  11. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

  12. Gib

    Gib Crusader

  13. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    Scientology Get Ready for OT IX and X Pin

    Scientology Get Ready for OT IX and X Pin.

    From Mike Rinder.

    Scientology Baubles


    * * * * * BEGIN EXCERPT * * * * *

    Here is the latest offering — directed exclusively at OT VIII’s.

    If you re-do all your bottom of the bridge stuff, you will be awarded a “pin” that announces to one and all “Get Ready for OT IX and X” (just to be a nit-picker, why doesn’t it say “I am Ready for OT IX and X”? Because undoubtedly the prerequisites will be more than just redoing the Purif, redoing Objectives, redoing Student Hat and redoing Solo Auditors Course. At some point Miscavige will probably reinstate “Class IV auditor” to the line-up. At another time he had Class 6 but that no longer exists. But who knows, the new GAG Class 6 with fully edited Briefing Course tapes may be coming soon and then everyone will have to do this before they can start whatever they are going to foist off as “new OT IX and X.”

    * * * * * END EXCERPT * * * * *

  14. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    What? Get ready for OTIX ?

    I must have dozed off for 30 years . . .

  15. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    It was 30 years ago that Hubbard died. In that same week, possibly the same day, was the Challenger disaster where 7 astronauts including Christa McAuliff the 'teacher in space' lost their lives. Interestingly the shuttle pilot Dick Scobee was Amy Scobee's uncle.

    Since then, NASA have forged ahead with the international space station, landed a probe on an asteroid, photographed the depths of the universe with Hubble, taken close up pics of Pluto, operated other radiotelescopes and sensors in space, put rovers on Mars, photographed Saturn with Cassini all amazing advancements of technology.

    In 30 years what has Scientology done with billions of dollars, the greatest technology since fire and a free labour force?

    Umm .. Metres of marble ... <crickets.mp3>

  16. Terril park

    Terril park Sponsor

    Nah. Square inches of plaster [mud in the US?]. Gives a bigger number.
  17. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

    Unlike NASA, Scientology has already achieved its real goal. Not the 'shore story' stated goal, but the real goal. LRH lived in luxury, surrounded by those who adored or at least sucked up to him, and he managed to stay away from process servers, and out of prison.

    Obviously, his dementia wasn't a part of the plan, but that could happen to anybody.

    NASA's work is incomplete because it's far more ambitious, and far more moral... but Scientology basically finished with the death of a fat old liar in a trailer, shot full of Vistaril. What remains to Scientology is just the fighting over the leftovers, and is insignificant. It doesn't matter that nobody wants to play the silly role-playing game anymore, because Ron is gone. It doesn't matter that the 'Tech' doesn't work, because you can't call Ron out over his lies: he's gone.

    Ron won the Scientology game in a way that nobody else ever will: his con paid off, and he got away with it. For life. Scientology has no purpose, post-1986: just a few people who didn't get the joke, even when it was explained to them, and for some reason still believe the woo-woo.

    By contrast, NASA has done a lot, and will do a great deal more - not least because they apply the scientific method.
  18. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    For sure. The old con artist had such an abusive relationship with his followers... like the abusive relationship where a dangerous verbal and physical moment ends with - aww baby I didn't mean it, I was only joking.

    Mankind's greatest friend. :clap: :puke: :goodluck:
  19. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    All this proves is that Amy Scobee is a rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth SP and her uncle didn't have his ethics in to 100% handle OR DISCONNECT and several innocent lives and countless millions of dollars paid for that PTS sit.

    If only they had listened to Ron that mission would've been significant, safe and profitable.

    This would be the lame, sick spin of the Church of Crap.
  20. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Re: Scientology Get Ready for OT IX and X Pin

    What's so stupid is that spiritual death is 0.0 on the Tone Scale = being a body. OT 8 is the "first OT" level and OT is defined as Cause Over MEST, which the body is made of. Also, OT 8 has no reactive mind anywhere on anything = nothing exists aberratively = nothing to restim or to fixate on to go "out of PT (present time)"; therefore, there's no reason to do objectives.

    Because the OT is cause over MEST the OT is cause over time which further negates the need for objectives.

    Also, being Cause Over MEST the OT is at Cause over the body and no amount of drugs in the body could key anything in because there's nothing to key in.

    All of this is a complete arbitary and negates the whole ideology. Why even go OT?

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