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  1. Brian Korn

    Brian Korn Patron

    Does anyone know anything about the rumor going around that David Miscavige recently became a Born-Again Christian and is planning to dissolve the Church of Scientology?
     
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

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    If true, this is really great news!

    I am guardedly enthusiastic, I mean---did you or any other standardly trained person confirm this using a fully charged e-meter?

    If true, all the VMs (Volunteer Munchkins) can come out of the shadows and celebrate, joyously singing:

    "Ding Dong the witch COB is dead Unencumbered...."

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  3. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Yes, and the pope is giving away contraceptive pills to anyone who wants them and Donald Trump said something that wasn't actually a lie.