Hubtoads sexuality I have heard Nibs say that his father had an insatiable sexual appetite and had sex with "10 year old boys and 60 year old women" which makes him a paedophile and sicko, not gay. The gay sex he is supposed to have had with Jack Parsons was called magic so it wasn't gay at all. It says so in the song 8 Million by Enturbulator009, so it must be true. This of course contrasts with other reports that Hubtoad couldn't get an erection. The truth is out. There.