scientology theme songs

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  1. yeah

    yeah Aberrated



    It starts with you
    one thing
    I don't know why
    It doesn't even matter how hard you try
    Keep that in mind
    I designed this rhyme
    To explain in due time
    All I know
    Time is a valuable thing
    Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
    Watch it count down to the end of the day
    The clock ticks life away
    It's so unreal
    Didn't look out below
    Watch the time go right out the window
    Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
    Wasted it all just to watch you go
    I kept everything inside
    And even though I tried, it all fell apart
    What it meant to me
    Will eventually be a memory of a time when
    I tried so hard
    And got so far
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
    I had to fall
    To lose it all
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
    One thing, I don't know why
    It doesn't even matter how hard you try
    Keep that in mind
    I designed this rhyme
    To remind myself of a time when
    I tried so hard
    In spite of the way you were mocking me
    Acting like I was part of your property
    Remembering all the times you fought with me
    I'm surprised it got so far
    Things aren't the way they were before
    You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
    Not that you knew me back then
    But it all comes back to me in the end
    You kept everything inside
    And even though I tried, it all fell apart
    What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
    I tried so hard
    And got so far
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
    I had to fall
    To lose it all
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
    I've put my trust in you
    Pushed as far as I can go
    For all this
    There's only one thing you should know
    I've put my trust in you
    Pushed as far as I can go
    For all this
    There's only one thing you should know
    I tried so hard
    And got so far
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
    I had to fall
    To lose it all
    But in the end
    It doesn't even matter
     
  2. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

     
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  3. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    [​IMG]duplicate
     
  4. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron



    (Snipped)
    It's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean
Oh, you're supposed to care, but you never make me scream
You never make me scream
    Oh, it's not fair and it's really not ok
It's really not ok, it's really not ok
Oh, you're supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take
     
  5. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Conspiracy Analyst III

    LRH's Swan Song from the same year as OT3 - 1968,



    I started a joke
    Which started the whole world crying
    But I didn't see, oh no
    That the joke was on me, oh no
    I started to cry

    Which started the whole world laughing
    Oh, if I'd only seen
    That the joke was on me
    I looked at the sky

    Running my hands over my eyes
    And I fell out of bed
    Hurting my head from things that I'd said
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2018
  6. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Silver Meritorious Patron

    "Hotel California" by the Eagles
     
  7. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

     
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  8. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Conspiracy Analyst III

    Nother earlier, similar famous red head.
     
  9. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    I think this one is it:



     
  10. yeah

    yeah Aberrated

  11. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Silver Meritorious Patron

    The original was played by Frank Avruch until he came in drunk as a skunk one day...
     
  12. SouthernCanuck

    SouthernCanuck Jabberwocky In-Training

    "They call that religion"



    Even calls out Hubbard by name - last verse...
     
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  13. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    https://www.songlyrics.com/the-devil-makes-three/they-call-that-religion-lyrics/

    They say the preacher used to preach just to try and save souls, well
    Now he's preaching just to buy jelly rolls
    Old deacon jones he was a preaching king
    Man they caught him 'round the house trying to shake that thing
    Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
    They call that religion (they call that religion)
    They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies
    Ted Haggard was preacher down in Colorado Springs
    He was a friend of the president and everything
    he said live your life right man, keep your hands clean
    well they caught him with a prostitute on methamphetamines
    Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
    They call the religion (they call that religion)
    They call that religion, but you know he's going to hell when he dies
    Ole Elron was a preacher now just the same
    He had the millionaires now playing his game,
    He said uh, I got a science of a different kind well
    follow me movie stars move objects with your mind
    Well they call that religion (they call that religion)
    They call that religion (they call that religion)
    They call that religion but you know he went to hell when he died
     
  14. Chris Shugart

    Chris Shugart Patron

    I always go for the classics. Long live Captain Bill Robertson wherever he is. Probably still battling Marcabian invader fleets.

     
  15. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

  16. JackStraw

    JackStraw Silver Meritorious Patron

    Another candidate:



    Another favourite:



    Jack
     
  17. pineapple

    pineapple Patron Meritorious

    "Year of the Guru," Eric Burdon and The Animals (1968)



    My leader told me to jump in the river
    The river was deep and the weather was winter
    After a sailor very kindly saved me
    My leader told me, you'd better take it easy
    I took it so easy my leader called me lazy

    Through the lack of red meat
    Everything was getting hazy
    Friends looked at me and said
    Man, you gotta be crazy

    Oh, oh leader

    My leader said son you'd better get yourself together
    Never mind the fools, you know what we're into
    A forty mile walk would do us both a world of good
    And he sat down and watched me take off down the road

    Well, I walked so far my feet began to bleed
    It was good for me, but I just couldn't see it
    A motorist picked me up and said
    Look man, you must be crazy

    Oh, oh leader

    My leader came to see me in a hospital bed
    Well at least I really knew that my leader really cared
    After giving me a second-hand robe
    He said where's your donation man
    It's all for a good cause

    He left me all alone to work the riddle out
    But I just couldn't make it so I began to shout
    They stuck a hypodermic deep down in me
    Said, look out nurse I think we got a loony

    Oh, oh leader

    Now here I sit in a state-run asylum
    Limited, granted, but much more together
    I decided to do some good book readin'
    About the art of people leadin'

    Now I'm the leader and they're being led
    But I'm not a hypocrite, did you hear what I said?
    Being the leader is really where its at
    But just how long can a good thing last?

    Oh, oh leader

    Now listen to this baby
    This is the year of the guru
    Now the thing to do is to ask yourself
    What can a guru do for me?
    Then you say to yourself,
    I gotta get a guru,
    A groovy guru.
     
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  18. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Black Sabbath - N.I.B.

     
  19. pineapple

    pineapple Patron Meritorious

    Kenny Rogers and the First Edition, "I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In"

     
  20. DagwoodGum

    DagwoodGum Conspiracy Analyst III



    "From The Beginning"
    There might have been things I missed

    But don't be unkind
    It don't mean I'm blind
    Perhaps there's a thing or two
    I think of lying in bed

    I shouldn't have said
    But there it is
    You see it's all clear here

    You were meant to be here clear
    From the beginning
    Maybe I might have changed

    And not been so cruel
    Not been such a fool
    Whatever was done is done
    I just can't recall
    It doesn't matter at all
    You see it's all clear here

    You were meant to be here clear
    From the beginning