The Scientology Committee of Evidence

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  1. RogerB

    RogerB Crusader

    Oh, Emms . . . what a coup de grace!:roflmao::roflmao::clapping: writing up all your findings from the "illegal" internet for the poor culties to have to read! :yay::yay: DEEELICIOUS.
     
  2. RogerB

    RogerB Crusader

    Actually, a CommEv is a proceedings, ostensibly, to go over the "evidence" as presented in order to determine if any bad deeds have been done by the accused . . . heh . . . it has been known that those on a Committee who fail to find as expected/directed by the accusing convening "authority" to themselves become accused and subject to the delights of a CommEv.

    A CommEv never was a method of "gathering facts" . . . it was a matter of making a judgement based on evaluation of evidence presented.

    The "Gathering of Facts" gambit was performed by Boards of Inquiry (BofI) whose job it is to investigate and gather facts and also to then make recommendations based on the facts found. In BofI's there is no accused "interested party" as there is in a CommEv.

    But, to be noted in the context of Scientology's perverse language and notion of things . . . the poor slob "being CommEved" is referred to and "the Interested Party"!!! Normal people would, perhaps, instead refer to the accused person as "the party of interest" to the Committee.:blink::rubeyes:

    Ummm, I can assure anyone who has not gone through this shit as Emma and I have . . . when you are the accused "party of interest," you are way NOT interested in their shit.
     
  3. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Comm Evs have the feeling of a slow rolling circular firing squad. It's not like there is a professional tribunal that handles all of these. They are just other co-workers who hold a senior post or rank who get tagged to do this. They brush up on the Comm Ev HCOPLs and try to act like investigator, judge and jury. Some will have previously been Comm Eved themselves and that experience is their model for what they are supposed to do so it becomes a kind of aberration by contagion. They all know that chances are eventually they too will be Comm Eved and if they don't defend Scientology fanatically enough or persecute offenses hard enough then they can be removed from the committee with a black mark in their own ethics folder or the whole committee will be replaced in disgrace.

    It is virtually impossible to not violate the list of Scientology crimes and high crimes, especially since it includes the points of Keeping Scientology Working. These are essentially a code of fanaticism like Islamic Law and they are so vague and open to interpretation that you are guilty for lack of faith and devotion. Comm Evs are Scientology's equivalent of a fatwa.
     
  4. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Emma...Comm Eved for not applying study tech to The Way to Happiness. Am I the only one to see the irony in that?

    Hey, if you are guilty of violating copyrights and looking at OT material on the internet then aren't they admitting that the OT material on the internet is actually OT material?

    Those poor people. Understaffed, over burdened, and now they are forced to participate in a kind of dark ceremony that often results in the loss of another valuable staff member with many years of dedicated service and experience. This really should be a reality TV show.

    Emma is voted off the island.
     
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  5. freethinker

    freethinker Crusader

    See how effective Scientology is?
     
  6. freethinker

    freethinker Crusader

    I'd like to indicate you have bypassed charge on not having your OW's read.
     
  7. Emma

    Emma Mother of Dragons Administrator

    :sp: AND :squirrel:

    (For those who don't speak "smilie" that means SPs & Squirrels)
     
  8. Emma

    Emma Mother of Dragons Administrator

    I bloody well do!
     
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

    Yes, we'd love to read that, lol

    Is it anything like my Com Ev?


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    You are charged with the very serious crime
    of "committing a problem"! How do you plead?


    HH
    What did i do?


    COM EVE ZOMBIE
    Okay, you wanna play that way? Okay, mark
    down that the defendant was non-responsive!


    HH
    WTF?


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    Oh, you want to go there? Okay mark down that
    the defendant flashed back!


    HH
    Jesus! Any other charges?


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    You are also charged with the High Crime of sabotaging
    Ron's tech and in so doing, denying all mankind
    the priceless gift of freedom. Instead, by your
    psychotically destructive behavior, you have
    damned all spiritual beings to an endless
    nightmare of hellish pain and suffering. How
    do you plead?


    HH
    Um....can I at least ask what I did?


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    You don't know what you diddddd!!!???!!!!
    Fuck you, you irresponsible, piece of shit,
    DB, implanting, psych-loving SP!


    HH
    Yeah okay, I get that. So is there like a KR
    or something I can see? I mean I probably
    destroyed so much in my effort to end
    life on this planet, I just need to know which
    heinous overts I should plead guilty too. This
    will help your writeup when it goes up lines
    so they don't send it back to you as DevT.


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    Oh, I hadn't thought of that. I guess in this
    one case it wouldn't hurt to tell you what
    the High Crimes are. You refused a direct
    order to attend a mandatory briefing on
    the new Ideal Org building where COB
    was plugged in live via Skype! This is
    non-compliance! This is other intention!
    This is counter intention! This is mutiny!
    This is diabolically calculated to cause the
    collapse and failure of the Ideal Org program
    and thus you have prevented planetary
    clearing from becoming a reality. Without
    clearing, the planet will soon be destroyed
    in a nuclear holocaust! And worst of all
    you have denied Ron his dream of a cleared planet!


    HH
    What about my dream?


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    What dream is that, you psychotic SP?
    Your dreams aren't shit! Only Ron's
    dreams are good! We declare you
    SP, you don't get a copy. Get the
    fuck out of here right now. Your
    only terminal is the IJC. Now FUCK OFF!!


    HH
    Okay Well, I gotta run, I am
    getting a 23 million dollar inheritance
    later today and i have to pick up the check.


    COM EV ZOMBIE
    Wait wait wait. Ron says the door is always
    open a crack. We'd like to offer you a full
    and complete amnesty!!! And if you let
    us help you pick up the check, we would
    like to award you the Freedom Medal of
    Valor at the next event.



    um, I actually made that story up. sometimes when i am posting about scientology, I go into a coma and lose track of what i am doing. lol
     
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