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Wait, didn't Scientologists roar approval with standing ovations when it was announced that L. Ron Hubbard causatively "shed his encumbrance"?
Nice euphemism there Scientology. (Helpful Tip: Wogs call it suicide)
Things would be so cool if.....
DAVID MISCAVICH
He has now moved on to the next level of OT research. It's a level
beyond anything any of us ever imagined. This level is in fact done
in an exterior state. Meaning that it is done completely exterior from
the body. At this level of OT, the body is nothing more than in impediment
and encumbrance to any further gain as an OT. Thus at 2000 hours, the
24th of January, AD36,t L. Ron Hubbard discarded the body he had used
in this life time for 74 years 10 months and 11 days. He thought it was
important that Scientologists be the first to become aware of this fact.
The body is a physical object. It is not the being himself. The being we
know as L. Ron Hubbard still exists; however, the body could no longer
serve his purposes. His decision was made at complete cause. He has
simply moved on to his next step. LRH, in fact, used this lifetime in the
body we knew, to accomplish what no man has ever accomplished.
He unlocked the mysteries of life, and gave us the tools so we could free
ourselves and our fellow man. L. Ron Hubbard completed everything he
set out to do and more. The fact that he causatively, willingly discarded
the body, after it was no longer useful to him, signifies his ultimate success
--the conquest of life that he embarked upon half a century ago.
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
Wait a minute! Go back. What was that bit
about shedding an encumbrance?
DAVID MISCAVIGE
Yeah, okay. Just to make sure that you don't get an MU on
this let me give you the exact time, place, form and event.
The motherfucking founder killed himself you cocksucker!
Wait, didn't Scientologists roar approval with standing ovations when it was announced that L. Ron Hubbard causatively "shed his encumbrance"?
Nice euphemism there Scientology. (Helpful Tip: Wogs call it suicide)
Things would be so cool if.....
DAVID MISCAVICH
He has now moved on to the next level of OT research. It's a level
beyond anything any of us ever imagined. This level is in fact done
in an exterior state. Meaning that it is done completely exterior from
the body. At this level of OT, the body is nothing more than in impediment
and encumbrance to any further gain as an OT. Thus at 2000 hours, the
24th of January, AD36,t L. Ron Hubbard discarded the body he had used
in this life time for 74 years 10 months and 11 days. He thought it was
important that Scientologists be the first to become aware of this fact.
The body is a physical object. It is not the being himself. The being we
know as L. Ron Hubbard still exists; however, the body could no longer
serve his purposes. His decision was made at complete cause. He has
simply moved on to his next step. LRH, in fact, used this lifetime in the
body we knew, to accomplish what no man has ever accomplished.
He unlocked the mysteries of life, and gave us the tools so we could free
ourselves and our fellow man. L. Ron Hubbard completed everything he
set out to do and more. The fact that he causatively, willingly discarded
the body, after it was no longer useful to him, signifies his ultimate success
--the conquest of life that he embarked upon half a century ago.
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE
Wait a minute! Go back. What was that bit
about shedding an encumbrance?
DAVID MISCAVIGE
Yeah, okay. Just to make sure that you don't get an MU on
this let me give you the exact time, place, form and event.
The motherfucking founder killed himself you cocksucker!
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