LOL, nice! It appears that the above 2500 year old Zen koan has recently been updated: "If you meet the Buddha on the road, floor it! Because that fair-gaming Bluebird motorhome gaining on you in your rearview mirror can majorly fuck you up!" Koan quote provided courtesy of the rap group MWA (Messiahs With Attitude) from their chart-topping new album: "Mettreya Dun Did Betrayah". .