Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

Discussion in 'Evaluating and Criticising Scientology' started by HelluvaHoax!, Apr 25, 2017.

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  1. HelluvaHoax!

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    LOL, nice!

    It appears that the above 2500 year old Zen koan has recently been updated:

    "If you meet the Buddha on the road, floor it!
    Because that fair-gaming Bluebird motorhome
    gaining on you in your rearview mirror
    can majorly fuck you up!"

    Koan quote provided courtesy of the rap group MWA (Messiahs With Attitude) from their chart-topping new album: "Mettreya Dun Did Betrayah".

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  2. Karen#1

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    3 months ago, here in Hollywood at Celebrity Center ~~ did it again.
    For years and years the Scientology Cult has held people against their will, especially STAFF. It can act as a kind of KIDNAP but Scientology thumbs its nose at local laws and laws of the land as they only follow L Ron Hubbard.

    This incident happened to a public in a Counseling *session*
    Crime Report ~~ Celebrity Center International, Hollywood.
    There is also a policy where everyone is empowered to jump on and immobilize a protester or dissident by yelling "HCO Bring Order!"

  3. cleared cannibal

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    This really is stupid.

  4. HelluvaHoax!

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    oops---double posted.​
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  5. HelluvaHoax!

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    Whoa, that's a classic! Thanks for posting that horrific but supremely stupid episode in Scientology's quest to create "a world without criminality and insanity". LOL.

    One of these days we're going to compile a list of the "TOP 100 STUPIDEST SCIENTOLOGY SECRETS" and that one (False Imprisonment1) makes the list with screaming honors!

    People who haven't been in the cult will find it very hard to believe that Scientologists are actually trained to commit crimes. Stranger yet, while being auditor trained, it seems quite normal to drill on "preventing a pc from blowing session". The auditor is trained to set up the auditing room with the PC furthest from the door, specifically so they can't escape without being first physically assaulted, restrained and falsely imprisoned by their spiritual "minister".

    All this calls to mind other things that Scientologists are trained to do, like lying effortlessly and convincingly, with the Training Routine (drill) named TR-L ("L" for lie). That'll assuredly make the TOSSS list as well (Top One-hundred Stupid Scientology Secrets).

    We can hardly complete this post without noting that the justification Hubbard provides for falsely imprisoning a PC in an auditing session is the same deranged reasoning behind keeping Sea Org members at the international headquarters under 24/7 guarded surveillance with inward-facing barbed wire fencing; Because trying to "blow" (escape) is declared to be a "reactive" impulse that the person is unable to control. Being "reactive" is originates from their unfathomably dark, evil and destructive trillions-year-old "bank" of engrams, implants and worse. Because their "bank" is trying to destroy the individual, the desire to leave Scientology must be stopped at any cost, felony or not. All this forced incarceration/kidnapping is therefore deemed to be a humanitarian and loving act, so that the person doesn't destroy themselves and "lose their eternity".

    So, really then, it's not kidnapping at all. . .

    Loving, saint-like behavior, isn't it?! LOL


    1 False imprisonment occurs when a person is restricted in their personal movement within any area without justification or consent. ... False imprisonment is a common-law felony and a tort. It applies to private as well as governmental detention.

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  6. JackStraw

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    Hoaxy, Great idea! TOSSS is great. Anyone who appears on the list can be referred to as a TOSSSER! :champagne:

    Too perfect! :cheerleader:


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