LRH died a recluse, living in a bluebird motorhome, hiding from the law, physically ill, on psych drugs and raving about BTs being everywhere.
Maybe someone should have given him a correction list?
LOL
Both tragic and hilarious. Scientology is, if nothing else, ludicrous!
Imagine for a moment if there was something called a "LIFE TEST" given to everyone in the world, asking very basic questions and
PRACTICAL KNOWLEDGE a person would have to empty if they wanted to survive in this world. Like any other test, there would be a grading system from (lowest) "
F" for Fail to the highest possible score "
A" (for, um...Awesome!
LOL)
QUESTION: How would Scientologists score on this test?
ANSWER: Very poorly, they'd average a "D". Because much of their "practical wisdom" is actually mythology & magical mumbo-jumbo received by them from the degenerate liar L. Ron Hubbard.
Okay, so maybe the knowing-how-to-know people don't know much about what happens in the MEST universe. But, surely they would do magnificently well on the test section regarding the THETA universe, right?
I mean, wouldn't they?! The section that only asks questions about Scientology. They'd fer sure get an "A" on that, right?
ANSWER: No. They would score an "F". Even though it's their own religion and specialized focus of academic study for decades! Sample question:
Write an 3-5 page essay on what happened to the world's greatest Operating Thetan, L. Ron Hubbard, in the last days of his total cause life.
Can anyone even imagine the bizarre mindwarp cognitive dissonance that would show up in their answer?
PARADOX: Scientologists, the world's leading knowing-how-to-know experts, would score worse than any other human being (on this planet) on a test about Scientology.
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