Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

Discussion in 'Evaluating and Criticising Scientology' started by HelluvaHoax!, Apr 25, 2017.

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  1. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    HH, some guests and "drive-by visitors" may not be able to wrap their wits around this whole deal, so
    I'm posting the following screenshot. Seems like Don has already climbed to #4 on the bestseller list.

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  2. Out Ethics

    Out Ethics Out Ethics Ex Ethics Officer

    You guys are hysterical. Love to read all the J & D ing about Scientology, Ron and Don Hubbard etc.

    Thank you - it heals the shattered mind and broken heart.

    The Ex Scientology Blogs are the BEST therapy for ex cult members.

    Please... Continue!

    THANK YOU!
     
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  3. HelluvaHoax!

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    LOL

    just spotted this from the comments portion of the NY TIMES Sunday edition (Book Section):

     
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  4. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    . . .
    "Yes, book sales are booming."
    "Now, where's that Borders Bookstore I'm
    talking at? Supposed to be on this street."


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  5. uncover

    uncover Silver Meritorious Patron

    Just wondering (here, because he this is so stupid):
    Did Don Alonso commit suicide or did "the church" not pay him enough ? I mean since weeks no new hate-video from this corner .....
     
  6. HelluvaHoax!

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    LOL,

    Alanzo?

    He's just like Scientology.

    He creates enemies. . .

    He lies in the hopes of others hating the enemies. . .

    Instead, people hate him.

    This is what Scientology (and Scientologists do).

    Ron Hubbard did it.

    David Miscavige did it.

    Marty Rathbun did it.

    Now Alanzo is going it.

    Power hat, all Scientologists are more than happy to follow the "successful actions" leading to disrepute, desperation and departure.

    It's an awesome Routing Form. They create a world WITH criminality, WITH insanity and WITH War. Then they fuck off and blow.

    Ergo, Alanzo is an Ideal Scientologist! LOL
     
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  7. Karen#1

    Karen#1 Gold Meritorious Patron

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  8. uncover

    uncover Silver Meritorious Patron

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  9. Karen#1

    Karen#1 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Today, Louis Theroux. BBC documentarian who made the film "My Scientology Movie" Tweeted ~~
    (Louis Theroux has 1.92 million followers on Twitter)


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  10. HelluvaHoax!

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    Hubbard's Scientology, since 1950, was always nothing more and nothing less than a spiritual Ponzi scheme.

    He guaranteed the naive and the gullible a miraculous return on their investment. Literally miraculous. And, like Charles Ponzi, Hubbard pitched and sold his unsustainable hoax with fanatical zeal.

    Charles Ponzi did quite well for himself, raking in a million dollars a week back in 2017. Hubbard likewise was regularly taking his "profit" and having his useful idiot cult members happily bundle up a million dollars in briefcase and fly to Europe where they could illegally launder and deposit the undeclared cash in numbered Swiss bank accounts.

    At the bottom and the top of both scams was a con man stealing all the money for himself, whilst looking people in the eye and sincerely promising them "GAINS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!"

    Charles Ponzi---guaranteeing financial gains.

    L. Ron Hubbard---guaranteeing spiritual gains.

    As stated above, a Ponzi scheme, is by nature unsustainable.

    In 2018, David Miscavige rides that same racket at a furious pace, like a meteor fireball, lighting up the night skies as it burns itself out before limply falling to the ground as rubbish and meaningless detritus. When he exits the stage, by either criminal prosecution or hiding out with a billion dollars in Moldova or any one of the several dozen other safe-haven countries that don't have extradition treaties with the US. Or, a third possibility, COB (Criminally Obfuscating Bastard) might just unexpectedly "shed his impediment" like his mentor---at which point the Scientology Ponzi Scheme will collapse under its own weight as the marks begin to learn what happened with their money.

    I suppose the point of all this is that when con men are caught, they don't confess. They simply dream up even more elaborately absurd scams & schemes---whatever it takes to see another day out of jail. They are very, very good at exploiting the incredulity and stupidity of "mankind". Think about it, both Hubbard and Miscavige NEVER ONCE DELIVERED ON WHAT THEY PROMISED. Never!

    And every monumental failure of the tech to work (whether Dianetics or Ideal Orgs and everything else in between) became a moment for the sociopathic lying con artists to dream up and promise something even more amazing. That is the key to Scientology. All disgraceful and abject failures are really, they will confidently explain with a winning grin, amazing "GAINS!".

    Scientologists believe their messianic gurus are divine spiritual masters that are leading them to heaven on earth, and beyond. What a lovely little surprise they will each have one day upon discovering that all that they believed to be ethical and pure and good is criminal and corrupt and evil. Any other questions on why Scientologists are dense as hell and steadfastly refuse to allow themselves to confront the truth about Scientology?

    Well, so much for the glorious "gains" of TR-0.

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  11. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    I wonder how many will show up at the freezone conference to confront this L Ron Hubbard with his past crimes?

    I would imagine there are quite a few who can't wait to get their hands on him. :angry: :argue: :furious::punch::violent::swear:
     
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  12. HelluvaHoax!

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    From another thread on Indie Scientologists and Ron's Org Scientologists.


    When my old car wasn't working, I took it to a Scientology mechanic. Even though the car was only worth $800, he charged me $40,000 for the repairs--but at least he brilliantly repaired it!

    Unfortunately, even though he completely fixed it, the car still won't move. To handle this, I started a GoFundMe page to raise money so the mechanic could do a review & debug assessment. After a few months no terminals flowed power to me on that cycle.

    So then, because I was without transportation and my car I were now both broke, I went back to the mechanic and demanded my money back. He patiently explained that while working on the car he "had revelatory gains and experiences". That was such a great point, so I stopped nattering, borrowed a couple bucks and took the bus home.

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  13. HelluvaHoax!

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    From another thread discussing why in the world (for some mysterious reason) a new Sea Org recruit who signed a billion year legal contract was allowed to NOT complete their "Preparedness Program" and report for duty:


    Excellent questions. Logical! But. . .

    Honestly, trying to guess why Sea Org Scientologists would act illogically on a recruitment cycle is virtually impossible without all the information in view that caused them be 100% unreasonable, do the greatest good and either:

    --- Fanatically enforce sacred scripture and senior church policy that demands
    that the recruit complete their Preparedness Program and immediately attack
    others' suppressive counter-intention preventing them from joining the Sea Org
    and reporting for duty.

    OR

    --- Fanatically enforce sacred scripture and senior church policy that demands
    that the recruit complete their Ethics-ness Program and immediately attack
    their own suppressive counter-intention preventing them from not joining the SO,
    and immediately doing lower conditions and an amends project for causing a PR flap
    with their rich relative--who wanted them to finish high school and go to college--
    or they would not fund their recent $1M pledge to the local Ideal Org project.

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  14. HelluvaHoax!

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    From that same thread: Another reason why in order to save mankind, all Scientologists must swear to uphold KSW as their sacred duty, and to "hammer out of existence" and destroy anyone or anything that would prevent Ron's policies from being fanatically enforced 100% of the time, without exception!

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    There is "Senior Policy" in the Church of Scientology that is inviolable and make it 100% impossible for a former member of a "Squirrel Group" (e.g. "Indie Scn", "Ron's Org", et al) to ever do a course or receive auditing. Therefore, it is impossible that someone from Ron's Org can ever become a member of the COS.

    Furthermore, anyone who allowed that "squirrel" to join the COS would themselves become declared an "SP" and they would immediately also be banned, disconnected and targeted with destruction.

    Exception: Unless the original squirrel was discovered to have just won the lottery, in which case they would be given VIP treatment, allowed to do all their auditing/training immediately all the way up to OT VIII. And they would receive jumbo Humanitarian medallions like Tom Cruise. And the staff member that allowed them to go back on the Bridge would be un-declared and promptly given a glowing Commendation Report---and a ten percent (10%) FSM commission.

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  15. HelluvaHoax!

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    from another thread. . .


    SPECIAL AWARD

    most maniacally messianic
    METAPHOR OF THE MONTH


    Forget about "month"! The following article showcases what has got to be the most magnificent metaphor of the millennia to capture Metreiya's mad malevolence. Paraphrasing the core message, we get:
    SCIENTOLOGY WINS WHILE
    SPEWING TOXIC WASTE

    So, Scientology holds a big celebratory GALA. They are WINNING!

    So, Scientology has "technology" to eradicate toxic waste, just like they have "tech" to eradicate charge from the reactive mind!

    But neither tech works.

    Instead, Scientology's miraculous "tech" pollutes the environment (and culture) with their fraudulent and poisonous toxic waste.

    But, they're winning, that's important, right?

    LOL.

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  16. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Axiom 142: It takes a critic to get Ethics IN into scientology. Go Aftermath. Where is Axiom 142 anyway?
     
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  17. HelluvaHoax!

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    From another thread discussing how "IDEAL" orgs are not the "flourishing centers of sanity" they boast, but rather "flapping centers of insolvency".

    HellYeah! When the COS doesn't deliver what it promised to vendors (i.e. to pay them) the COS (Crimewave of Scientology) attacks the vendor as nattery, beneath contempt and NCG1.


    1 NCG -noun: (cult abbv.) 1. Anyone caught libeling/slandering Hubbard's tech, claiming that it didnt work, is promptly labeled & declared a "No Case Gain"--an acceptable euphemism for "SP". 2. Any creditor caught libeling/slandering Hubbard's "church", claiming it didn't pay its contractual obligations, is promptly labeled & declared a "No Cash Gain"--an acceptable euphemism for: "Now that you suppressively demanded the overdue money we owe you, we're really not going to pay you, so write a success story or we'll sue you into bankruptcy and kill your pets."

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  18. HelluvaHoax!

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    Originally posted by Bill
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    There is also a policy to slow walk the payment of bills. Pay on a 30-day schedule and if it goes longer and vendors complain then the problem is that they are too small for the Church's account.

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    There is another diabolical gem of disingenuousness in that policy on "Dateline" payment the cult uses, wherein Hubbard instructs his executives to:

    -- incur bills for which there is no money allocated, because huge portions of the organizations income
    is "skimmed" off the top and sent "uplines" for mysterious "wholetrack research" and the war against psychs, communists, reporters, Nazis, tax agencies, investigative journalists, consumer protection agencies, FDA, squirrels, SPs, blown Scientologists-turned-whistleblowers and other conspiratorial intergalactic enemies that seek to enslave mankind.

    -- put $1,000,000 cash in suitcases (numerous times) and illegally launder & transport it to Hubbard's oen
    personal numbered Swiss bank accounts.

    -- place current vendors and creditors at the end of a very long "dateline" list of delinquent accounts without ever
    informing them that the cult was not going to pay the bill for a long time.

    -- then, when the creditor asks for the money to cover their labor and materials, the cult "attacks" and "degrades" them
    with accusations that they "....are too small to handle our account".


    Now, that last one is a perfect showcase for Hubbard's "never defend, always attack!" scripture.

    Scientology never apologizes because they cannot conceive that it is even possible for it to do anything that is not the "greatest good". The organization doesn't say, for example: "Mr. Jones, we are awfully sorry but we are unable to pay your bill on time as we told you we would. We've mismanaged badly and sincerely regret that you now have to suffer as a result of our irresponsibility."

    No, the cult would never take "full responsibility" the way they demand of their members, LOL

    The cult attacks and very intentionally tries to "invalidate" and "introvert" the vendor by "indicating" to them that they are a small crappy business that is not "able" enough to service the needs of the endlessly "flourishing & prospering" needs of the "world's fastest growing religion" that is so "Ideal".

    The vendor is small and crappy get it? Not the small and crappy cult that can't pay their bills.

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  19. hummingbird

    hummingbird Patron with Honors

    A thought strikes me... As someone who was in from 1973 to 1983, I'm aware of dateline paying and saw our mission engage in it. Back then, it was relatively easy to get away with.

    But in these hyper-interconnected days, I wonder how long it will be before a $cn org can't find any local vendors to do anything for them without cash in hand up front. I'm sure word gets around...
     
  20. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    Yeah word gets around, but nowadays there are these rich donors to pay the bills to keep the doors open, so the orgs don't have to be 100% responsible for paying their own bills from services delivered....or so it seems.

    The donors pay up to buy the building. The COS then takes ownership of it and charges the org rent. What's wrong with that picture? Then the org has to sell and deliver enough services to pay rent and expenses and if they can't do that the org will fold.... or.... there will be more donations regged :begging: to pay the bills and prop up the org. I think that may be what that sucking sound is when you go near an org. :unsure:
     

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