. CURIOUS WOG Hey, Scientology! If an SP can have a hit tv show on Scientology, why can't OTs have a hit tv show on Scientology? SCIENTOLOGY But, we do have a hit tv show on Scientology, haven't you see our cable tv channel that runs 24/7? CURIOUS WOG That's hardly a hit tv show. You people pay for that programming but nobody watches it. SCIENTOLOGY Not true! Our stats prove that our program is a breakout blockbuster success! CURIOUS WOG What stats? It's not even listed in the top 1000 most watched shows. SCIENTOLOGY Wrong! Our show is loved by hundreds of millions around the world! CURIOUS WOG Where did you get that information? SCIENTOLOGY From our leader, Mr. Miscavige. He never lies--because he's ethical. CURIOUS WOG Ethical? Really? Isn't that the guy who kicks, imprisons, chokes and beats his staff bloody? SCIENTOLOGY No! CURIOUS WOG But there have been many former Scientology staff that have given sworn affidavits that he viciously assaulted and beat them up. SCIENTOLOGY No, people only attack our leader because we are winning. CURIOUS WOG WInning? Whatttttt? What are you even talking about. Who's winning? SCIENTOLOGY Obviously Mr. Miscavige is winning. He beat the living crap out of those DBs, they can't fight worth shit. .