. A welcome and now top contender nomination for the STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY. Gang Bang Sec Checks. Yeah, let's just thug out and lock the customer in a room with a gang of VMs (Vicious Mercenaries) and terrorize them with entheta, until they pay us protection money. . "Mr. Jones, you're such a super-theta guy so we'd sure hate to see anything bad happen to your eternity." .