Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

Discussion in 'Evaluating and Criticising Scientology' started by HelluvaHoax!, Apr 25, 2017.

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  1. HelluvaHoax!

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    A welcome and now top contender nomination for the STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY.

    Gang Bang Sec Checks.

    Yeah, let's just thug out and lock the customer in a room with a gang of VMs (Vicious Mercenaries) and terrorize them with entheta, until they pay us protection money.
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    "Mr. Jones, you're such a super-theta guy so
    we'd sure hate to see anything bad happen to your eternity."


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  2. Me and My Self

    Me and My Self Self-born, Autogamous Unicorn

    No science here, so breaking it further:

    Scio - latinization of skia. meaning "shadow, shade. ghost, darkness" etc.
    ento - (greek) meaning "inner"
    logos - discourse.study etc.

    1. Inner discourse about (LRH's) own "ghosts" (BTs and such)
    2. Study of (LRH's) inner darkness

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  3. wigee1

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    There were many times, WTF moments, One was going to pick up girlfriend from the Rushcutters bay (Sydney) Building ,(SHE WAS THE NANNY FOR ABOUT 30 KIDS) after ringing me to get her out of this Hell hole, I got off the bus just near the corner and as I was walking around the corner , I could hear this argument above me on the 2nd floor,I stepped to the curb to look up and listen , only to realize it was someone in CLO yelling at someone in Melboure (STATS WERE DOWN),I wanted to go upstairs and punch her in the face, Shit the Language , not good PR for the Passing traffic, and the disrespect for staff , It really affected me ,
    another was buying the Sydney Building , (that's another story>
    I think it takes quite a few Moments before the penny drops ,
    I think the last one ,blowing a Auditing session , was the best and thrilling, as I knew the shit that it was going to cause ,would run through the whole HGC, after all, I did lay out the rules of engagement before we started.,my parting thought was Scientology can not take responsibility for anything,( how true)
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    CURIOUS CULT CONUNDRUM: Scientology is the world's only business, religion & cult that does not defraud marks with the marketing gimmick known as "BAIT & SWITCH".

    - - - The "BAIT" in scientology is Free stuff. Free personality test! Free introductory Film! Free PE lecture! Free Stress Test! Attend a Free PE lecture and become Free of all worries, personal difficulties, professional stress and financial problems!

    - - - However Scientology does not use BAIT & SWITCH. They use BAIT & BAIT. The lowest point on the bridge is Free stuff. The highest point on the bridge is Total Freedom. Ergo, it's BAIT & SUPER BAIT. Same BAIT. Free stuff--just much more of it!

    - - - Every level handles the ruin, only to find the next ruin which requires urgent handling! The cult makes very sure to "ruin" your previous win by restimulating you with some new mental/spiritual nightmare (your next "ruin") that you have to fix---before it's too late and you suffer for eternity!

    This entire cult sham should properly be called cult sham-poo. Because no matter what level of OTness you attain, it's always RINSE RESTIMULATE & REPEAT.

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    cross-posted from another thread:
    "What will my life be like after Scientology"
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    Interesting post!

    My first moments in Scientology might explain a lot of why the fires of natural curiosity are extinguished by any association with "mankind's greatest friend".

    I've posted it before--but briefly, I saw a wall graphic in the mission i wandered into as a teenager. There it was, an oversized cult poster featuring a nightmarish gothic of THE GRIM REAPER with the headline:


    "ABANDON YOUR DIFFICULT SEARCH. . .
    THE ANSWERS HAVE BEEN FOUND!"

    [​IMG]

    Jeez, that's great, all the mysteries of life have been solved already!

    What shall we call that Orwellian "Big Lie"?

    Oh, I know, let's use cult nomenclature!

    It was "false data" and it was an "implant". The very 2 things the cult claims to cure.

    THE DEATH OF CURIOSITY: Scientologists are like infants sucking "formula" out of a bottle. They never once think to stop and look around for a better bottle.

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    cross-posted from another thread discussing
    what really happens in Scientology's upper
    financial echelons.
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    The COS has many "triangles" (e.g. ARC, KRC, SCS, et al).​

    [​IMG].​

    Every triangle, by definition, has 3 angles:​
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    1. COS - The Church of Scientology (the religion angle)​
    2. COS - The Capitalization of Scientology (the tax angle)​
    3. COS - The Cult of Sleazyology (the slime angle)​


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    PARANORMAL PC PARADOX

    An operating thetan can successfully define and clay demo
    every single word in Scientology and the English language.
    Except the word "cult".


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    SANCTIMONIOUS STUDY SCRIPTURE
    ."The only reason a person gives up a subject or blows is
    because of a misunderstood word."
    - L. Ron Hubbard


    WORD CLEARING CONUNDRUM
    .The only reason a person gives up Scientology study or blows is
    because of an understood word. Cult. If anyone attempts
    to clear that word they are sent to Ethics. If they
    persist in trying to clear the definition, they
    are issued a Non-Enturbulation Order.
    Any further attempt to clear
    the concept results in
    an SP declare.


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  9. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    I got stuck when trying to clay demo:
    "Amount of Clears and OT's created with full abilities as promised by LRH"

    Maybe someone here with courseroom supervisor training can help me with this?

    I have serious lack of mass on this but can't figure out how to represent it in clay.
     
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    Sure, I am supervisor trained.

    Let me Method 3 WC you on your previous materials.

    I'll just spot check the words you have seen whilst studying LRH's technology.


    What is the definition of the word SCIENCE? As in "...modern science of mental health"?

    Huhhhhh? No, that's not right. You're giving me the wog definition.

    There's your MU.

    After you have cleared the Scientology definition of "SCIENCE" use it in many sentences until you have full conceptual understanding.

    Then do a clay demo of why Scientology "SCIENCE" is already fully researched and confirmed using the scientific method by a nuclear scientist---and therefore nobody has to get DevT'd questioning or testing whether it is true.
     
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  11. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    Well, there's "clay" and then there's "not-clay."

    Just put it in not-clay.

    Simple.
     
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    As if we needed it, here's yet more proof that. . .


    STANDARD SCIENTOLOGY TECH THAT WORKS
    - IS NOT STANDARD -
    - IS NOT TECH -
    - DOES NOT WORK -


    If you used standard study tech to standardly
    study all the standard study tech. . .


    After which you were challenged
    to do a standard clay demo of how
    standard clay demo tech works. . .


    And you did a standard clay demo
    that had a perfectly standard balance
    of mass and significance. . .


    You would receive a "FLUNK!" if each of
    your clay pieces had a standard descriptive
    label that contained the standard word "CLAY".


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    how clay demo tech is supposed to work
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    [​IMG]
    "Oh, I get it now! This blue piece of clay
    represents my new camera that I don't know
    how to use. Wow, now I don't need to study the
    owner's manual and do a wog photography course!"

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    how demo kit tech is supposed to work


    "Jeez, Ron states that he was almost run over by
    a freight train on Venus the other day.
    Hmmmmmmm---I don't get it. . ."


    [​IMG]
    "Oh! Wait a gosh darned minute! If this pencil is Venus
    and this battery is a train and this paper clip is Ron---
    O.M.G. that is totally amazing!"
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    photo originally appeared in the 1994 "SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK"
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    announcing
    SCIENTOLOGY HAS GONE IDEAL IN ASIA!

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    New Taiwanese Scientologists having unprecedented wins their
    first day on course, after receiving a "PASS!" on the clay demo:
    "DEMONSTRATE HOW YOU CAN USE RON'S SUPER THETA ARC TRIANGLE
    TO ATTACK AND SHATTER ANYONE WHO CRITICIZES SCIENTOLOGY, EVEN
    IF IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO DISCONNECT FROM YOUR JOB, FRIENDS,
    FAMILY AND CHILDREN WHOM YOU OBNOSE TO BE LOW-TONED DBs
    AND SPs TRYING TO SABOTAGE YOUR FUCKING ETERNITY"

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    . . .

    From the 1994 "SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK" comes this actual photo depiction of how an SP uses invalidation to push buttons, manipulate, dominate, defraud & suppress another being.

    Below, Scientologists drill to not react.


    [​IMG]


    SCIENTOLOGY WOULD NEVER DO THOSE BAD THINGS TO A BEING!

    BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH. . .


    [​IMG]


    THIS IS WHERE THE "ABILITY ATTAINED" OF
    NOT REACTING TO SPs COMES IN REALLY HANDY.


    [​IMG]


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  17. freethinker

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    You're not suggesting that that is why they do the Comm course as the first action are you?:D
     
  18. freethinker

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    Wow!, the tech really works, they all had the exact same cognition that making clay demos takes having opposable thumbs.
     
  19. HelluvaHoax!

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    LOL

    Certainly not!

    An OT is total cause. Ergo, a Scientologist would never just apathetically "sit there and do nothing" if they were coerced and defrauded into doing unfathomably stupid things like bankrupting themselves or signing a billion year contract.

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  20. freethinker

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    Sure.

    Take all the clay off the table. Take a paper towel and thoroughly prepare the surface. make sure the table is 100% free and clear of clay of any kind.

    Cut one label. Grab a pen and write - NONE.

    Take the label and place it in the exact center of the table.

    Grab all the clay and throw it in the nearest waste bin.

    Raise your hand and wait.

    If the supervisor can't see anything, that's a pass.