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I promise to post the dialogue about course supervisors harassing students about MUs to the point they have "that hunted feeling" (KSW), as soon as I am inspired by the Muse of MUs.
But first, I will mention the endlessly fascinating meta-cog that surrounds the "LRH datum" that:
THE ONLY REASON ONE BLOWS FROM A SUBJECT IS AN MU.
The intriguing part is not just the sheer stupidity and illogic of that infallible scripture; it's the fact that:
WHENEVER HUBBARD STATES THE WORDS "THE ONLY REASON"
AS A SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY THAT EXPLAINS & UNRAVELS ONE
OF THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE, ONE CAN BET ONE'S LIFE
THAT BEFORE VERY LONG THERE WILL BE A 2ND "ONLY REASON"
DISCOVERED FOR THE VERY SAME PROBLEM. AND A SHORT TIME
THEREAFTER, HUBBARD WILL THEN DISCOVER A 3RD "ONLY REASON".
In the case of a student on course, the "
only reason" they yawn is because of an MU.
However, in other Hubbard scripture we discover that the "
only reason" for grogginess and yawning is not MUs, but merely a "boil off"--a sign that the Scientologist is making excellent progress on their Bridge. Not only are they demonstrating that "the way out is the way through" (
by 'going through' the reactive unconsciousness caused by engrams)--the yawners are decidedly NOT blowing from their studies, but instead blowing charge!
Finally, the 3rd "only reason" a Scientologist on course yawns is that they have violated HCOPL "Students Guide to Acceptable Behavior" by not getting enough sleep. In such an instance, the student must immediately be routed to Ethics; unless the fact that they were forced to work several days without sleep was due to a direct order from Dr. Hubbard. In such an event, the yawning (exhausted) student would be ordered to do a clay demo on:"HOW AN OT MUST NEVER Q&A WITH THEIR MEST BODY IN ORDER TO MAKE IT GO RIGHT AND RISE ABOVE THE HUMAN ABERRATION KNOWN AS 'TIREDNESS'--WHICH IS JUST A DRAMATIZATION OF WHOLETRACK ENGRAMS".
CONCLUSION: The "
only reason" Dr. Hubbard continued to discover a never-ending cascade of additional "
only reasons" is that it was an incredibly easy and no-cost method of tricking gullible Clears who (despite having perfect memory) were unable to remember any of the previous "
only reasons" that didn't work.
WIN...ready.....
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