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Scientology Haiku

HelluvaHoax!

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I took the comm course
They want to take the planet
Goodbye nutjob, and fuck you

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha




ps: The above is the only known example in recorded history of the ultra-rare form of poetry called Ha-Ku.
 

Anonycat

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ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha




ps: The above is the only known example in recorded history of the ultra-rare form of poetry called Ha-Ku.

I was late for class
Told to clean bathrooms all week
I think not fuckwit

Edit: all Ha Ku is an actual account of my formal experiences.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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I was late for class
Told to clean bathrooms all week
I think not fuckwit


lolololololol

Those last lines of Anonycat be crackin' me right up!

I can still appreciate the occasional lengthy, poignantly illuminating Op Ed posts written by scholarly scribes, and yet---

It's so much funnier if someone just walks up to the Commodore or the COB and smashes a pie into their stupid face.
 
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