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My nomination for the all-time stupidest of the stupid is...(no, it's not the toilet paper dilemma that I erroneously thought was just a regional insanity only to discover on ESMB its true world-wide scope)...
...it's been mentioned before...
It's that Scientology is supposed to disseminate on Broad Public Issue the Bridge to Total Freedom in order to stave off nuclear annihilation and psych wards and this would include the Purif, the Grades...you know...how to handle Communication, Upsets, Fixed Conditions, Problems, unhappiness, false purposes, illiteracy, ARC Straightwire and all of that.
Ask any wog anywhere about anything like that and they won't have a clue. They won't even know about the Tone Scale or the ARC/KRC triangles...just read the commentary here of the never ins and you can readily see that they're clueless about these much needed and vital solutions...you know...marriage counseling, getting off drugs, etc.
Scientology is supposed to keep under very tight wraps the super secret super confidential OT data of Xenu, tax audits, volcanoes, Body Thetans, clusters and all of that because this material is sooooo restimulative that it will do in any thetan who runs across it. This stuff is kept under lock and key.
Ask any wog anywhere anything about Scientology and if they've ever heard of Scientology they will immediately mention Xenu, eternal batteries, DC-8s, volcanoes and BTs while remaining completely oblivious to the Grades.
Is that stupid?
LOLOL!
And Scientology is still pretending that nobody knows about Xenu.
Even though the OT III materials are plastered all over the internet and entered as exhibits in courtroom legal proceedings.
Yet Scn celebrities go on TV interviews and deny OT III, pretending they never heard of it.
Even though the original Xenu materials can be located in 3 seconds in Hubbard's own handwriting!
Yet, Scn spokespersons go on TV and throw fits, tantrums and literally storm off stage when asked a simple question about volcanos. Surely this must be one of Tommy Davis' "
Top 10 Ways To Utterly Humiliate the Cult You Are Being Paid To Do PR For".
Anyone feel iike watching 60 seconds of lying cult rage quit? LOL
[video=youtube;rzUQZ-5x4ss]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzUQZ-5x4ss[/video]
And yet, with all that, Scientologists are threatened with "losing their eternity" if they ever speak a word of Xenu to anyone "on this planet". And they are trained to lock their little MEST briefcases that contain the secrets of the universe. And if they don't lock the briefcase.....or forget for even 2 seconds to scramble the 3-number combination so nobody can possibly open it--they go straight to hellish ethics punishments called "lower conditions" where they must "make up the damage". The damage caused by not turning the numbers out of combination, even though nobody ever opened the briefcase and looked inside.
Well, just for good measure, here is all that stands between a Homo Sapiens and death by restimulation and pneumonia, should that human ever figure out how to break through the impenetrable security devices that Scientologists use to protect their Xenu-death-documents. . .
ADVANCED OT SECURITY SYSTEM
It's sure a good thing that no WOG has ever figured out how to beat that unbeatable high-tech locking system. In a profound way, it confirms the OTness of Scientologists, that not only have they prevented wogs from finding out about Xenu, they have also prevented wogs from discovering a MEST device that could pry open that flimsy lock in a couple seconds.
CONFIDENTIAL MEST DEVICE