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INTERVIEWER
But what about the time you committed
bigamy by marrying your second wife?
COMMODORE
I never had a second wife.
INTERVIEWER
But don't you deeply regret all the times you defrauded,
declared, disconnected, sued, fair gamed, terrorized
and bankrupted all those innocent people?!
COMMODORE
I never had a second thought.
But what about the time you committed
bigamy by marrying your second wife?
COMMODORE
I never had a second wife.
INTERVIEWER
But don't you deeply regret all the times you defrauded,
declared, disconnected, sued, fair gamed, terrorized
and bankrupted all those innocent people?!
COMMODORE
I never had a second thought.