You had me at " Scientology gives you problems you do not want".
LOL
The trick of Scientology is that they actually TELL YOU what they are going to do to you, but being normal you don't take it literally because it's so absurd, avaricious, fraudulent, outrageous & sociopathic.
example: In the core doctrine of Scientology is a pillar that supports the entire international hoax and miracle racket. The "
Dissemination Formula". It is there that Hubbard mandates you "
find their ruin" and then terrorize them with it in order to make them pay many hundreds of thousands of dollars to HIM. However, the cult retains a trace amount of plausible deniability, because they can still pretend to be "helping" people. However, Hubbard did not stop the "
formula" at that point because his megalomaniacal greed knew no bounds nor decency. Thus, he added this to that sentence. . .
Find their ruin...
or make one real to them.
"Make" one real to them. Let's first ask, why-oh-why could you not just find their ruin and leave it at that? ANSWER: Because you're not there to find their ruin and help them, you're there to take their money. Thus, if they can't come up with something "ruining" their life, you have to "make" a ruin up for them. Just....make it up. Manufacture it. Does this sound familiar? It is the same "formula" Hubbard uses to fair game and destroy his enemies (those who blew the whistle on his miracle hoax) wherein Hubbard mandates that Scientologist "find or manufacture evidence" against the person. (ref: see story of Paulette Cooper and the other thousands of Scientology victims that have been "tricked and lied to" , framed and destroyed--per the Fair Game doctrine).
Normal people call all of this "making" and "manufacturing" LYING. It is the essential tool of the con man, the charlatan, the thief and all other iterations of deception in criminals.
Back to the point of this post. You and I both loved Operating DBs line: "Scientology gives you problems you do not want". It's hilarious but ironically and literally true. The Dissemination Formula demonstrates that it is actually part of the TECH, part of the SCRIPTURE and part of the rapacious BELIEF SYSTEM instilled in all Scientologists that it's quite okay ("Ethical" in fact) to give people problems they don't want.
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Hey there Billy, I see your OCA is all across the top. You tell me
that you are totally happy and winning and flourishing and prospering
since you attested to Clear. Whatever. But let's get down to what is
really ruining your life. What's your ruin Billy?
BILLY BLOWDOWN
LOL, I handled my ruin totally when I went Clear. When I erased my
reactive mind, my ruin blew, just like Ron promised! Wow, I am
rehabbing that floating TA right now, do you have a success story form handy?
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Wait a minute, Billy. I need to give you an r-factor at this point.
You only THINK you are happy and winning. You're really not.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Really? Wutttt?
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Yes, Billy, Ron states that a Clear is in grave danger because
of OT III! Ron states that a being must immediately go through the
Wall of Fire to avoid complete ruin and an eternity of nightmarish suffering.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
But I feel like I am F/Ning and winning.
I feel totally free, like--you-know-- total freedom.
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Let me give you a confidential r-factor Billy. Feeling total freedom
is part of the implant that all beings in the universe received 75
million years ago. It prevents them from realizing that they
are totally fucked up and need to handle their upper level
bank before it disposes of them quietly without remorse.
BILLY BLOWNDOWN
My case will dispose of me quietly without remorse?
That sounds so----evil!
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Yes, Billy it is totally evil & suppressive.
But there is still a slight sliver of hope for you
if you now listen very carefully and duplicate
a two-word r-factor I am going to give you. These
are two words that Ron stated are tools a being
can use to save himself from the MEST universe trap.
BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow! Really? I am so grateful to Ron and to you
for helping me and sharing this 2-word spiritual wisdom. What is it?
SPIRITUAL GUIDE (registrar)
Charge Cards.