If people knew in advance that THAT was the cognition they would have as an OT VIII completion how many of them would have paid that kind of money in order to get there?
The OT Levels were marketed as a way to put beings at CAUSE, not to become
interested to find out who they are. LOL
Here is the Scientology Super Bowl ad from 2016, leading people to believe they can answer the question "Who am I?" by getting involved with Scientology.
But they don't actually offer any services which enable people to find the answer.
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I'd also like to produce a SuperBowl commercial lasting 30 seconds.
Same slick cult commercial and same actress that wanted so dearly to know "WHO AM I?"
But this time. . . .
As commercial begins running, an off-camera narrator chimes in:
NARRATOR (VOICEOVER)
So, let's see what happens on her wonderful journey
of discovery as she explores her own universe in
today's fastest growing religion, Scientology.
CUT TO: Scene of actress walking into a Scientology center, being met with smiles by a half dozen uptone staff members. Her apprehensions are calmed and we see her begin to smile. . .
NARRATOR
Well that wasn't so difficult. Now she's on the Bridge To Total Freedom.
What a wondrous thing it must be to finally discover the
timeless question we all want to know: "WHO AM I?"
DISSOLVE THRU MANY SCENES: Montage of her getting auditing, laughing, cogniting, looking happier than possible.
NARRATOR
Golly she sure is having huge unprecedented wins! Well
let's run this miraculously illuminating spiritual
journey a little bit forward in time. . .
CUT TO: Scenes of same actress years later, in Sea Org uniform, looking worried to death as she marks downtrending graphs and upper management execs appear at her work station to commence purple faced screaming about her "downstats".
NARRATOR
Well, that wasn't so pleasant. I'm sure it
gets better. Lets fast forward again. . .
SUPER FAST FORWARDING - SUDDENLY STOPS AND COPY APPEARS ON SCREEN - "29 YEARS LATER"
NARRATOR
Well, this is going to be quite wonderful because she has been in Scientology
full time for only 3 decades, but by now she certainly knows the answer
to the question "WHO AM I?" There she is now, she
is just attesting to OT VIII, the highest level
in Scientology, so hey, let's ask her!
SCENE OF ACTRESS - ATTESTING TO OT VIII - COUNTLESS PEOPLE APPEAR AND BEGIN APPLAUDING AND CHEERING
Just as everyone breaks to go back to their posts, she basks in the afterglow. Then she hears a voice. No one is there but it's the voice of our NARRATOR, speaking to her.
NARRATOR
Well congratulations! Yes, you. Congratulations to you
for reaching the highest spiritual level attainable
on this planet---OT VIII! Can you tell us
what you learned? We are dying to
hear the answer to
"WHO AM I?"
So?
ACTRESS
Well, I don't think I am supposed to talk about
that, isn't it supposed to be confidential?
NARRATOR
Oh, come on! We have been watching you for decades,
we were in all your auditing sessions, we saw all
the worksheets and meter reads. Hey we even
saw you every time you went to the reg and
borrowed money so you could pay for
your Bridge. That was pretty
impressive that you were
able to borrow
$600,000!
ACTRESS
Wow, thanks for the validation flow. I suppose
I could share a non-confidential win. What
did you want to know exactly?
NARRATOR
We'd love to know the answer you
discovered to "WHO AM I?"
ACTRESS
Oh sure, it's my biggest win ever! I cognited
that I DON"T KNOW WHO I AM.
NARRATOR
Wutttttttttt? No I mean in the Superbowl commercial
you did 30 years ago, you wanted to know "WHO AM I?"
So who are you?
ACTRESS
Like I said, I reached the highest OT level and
found out that I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!
Isn't that wonderful?
NARRATOR
We don't get it. You already didn't know who you were
when you made that commercial. And now you still
don't know who you are? So where is the gain in that?
ACTRESS
I didn't tell you the best part. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM
BUT I AM INTERESTED TO FIND OUT.
NARRATOR
OMG, seriously? That's exactly what you told your reg
30 years ago on your first day in Scientology. Did it
ever occur to you that you wasted the best 30 years
of your life and all your money for nothing at all?
ACTRESS
Oh no, it wasn't for nothing. I had another
mindblowing, life-changing, epic win. After
I attested to OT VIII, I got an invitation to
do OT IX when it is released and they told
me that everything on the Bridge up to
this point was just set-ups and negative
gain, but OT IX is the first OT level that
gives positive gains. And they said it
would totally handle my ruin that
I got into Scientology to handle!
NARRATOR
Handle your ruin?
ACTRESS
Yes, it handles wholetrack amnesia that
made me forget who I am!
NARRATOR
Does it also handle the wholetrack amnesia
that made you forget the last 30 years of
reg cycles that guaranteed you the
next level would answer the
question "WHO AM I?"
ACTRESS
Jeez, I don't know, but I am
interested to find out.
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