Recieved a Manor Hotel Sea Org survey.

[Iknowtoomuch]

Recieved this a couple weeks ago. But continue to get mail from all over the place in Scientology. Usually 5-8 pieces at a time.



1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?

2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?

3. Have you ever concidered joining the Sea Organization?

4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angle dust.....or PCP?

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?

8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?

11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?

16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?

17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?

18. Are you wanted by the police?

19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?

Thank you. Please fold and return mail this survey to:
The Commanding Officer Manor Hotel



At some of those questions.

 

[Feral]

It's generally considered invasive and bad manners to ask a person if they are wanted by the police without any preamble.

Not to mention totally pointless, if a person was wanted why would they confirm it in a random survey?

And that is just one question.....btw do you have any infectious std including hiv? Was missed as a possible way to alienate a whole swath of people. Why not ask that, they were nearly there anyway.

 

[Thrak]

Recieved this a couple weeks ago. But continue to get mail from all over the place in Scientology. Usually 5-8 pieces at a time.

1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?

Scientology

2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?

Rid the world of Scientology

3. Have you ever concidered joining the Sea Organization?

Sadly yes

4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angle dust.....or PCP?

Yeah baby

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?

You know it

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?

no

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?

no

8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?

Does Scientology count?

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?

uh well

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?

not that I can recall

11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?

stuck finger in light bulb socket once

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?

not sure

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?

see above

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?

debt's? Who me?

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?

sadly no

16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?

not in this lifetime

17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?

see above

18. Are you wanted by the police?

there everywhere I tell you

19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?

cannot confirm nor deny

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?

why would anyone ever want to do that?

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?

No! Honest!

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?

Used to shoot em and eat em till I realized how smart they are.

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?

How dare you!

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?



Thank you. Please fold and return mail this survey to:
The Commanding Officer Manor Hotel




Now I remember how much I hated this shit.

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

Now I remember how much I hated this shit.

Shot, you're answers didn't "quote".

Your answers were "Priceless". I had similar responses. Thanks for a good laugh.

 

[Dulloldfart]

They are staff qual questions, apart from the first two or three meant to get one in the mood or something.

Why waste time trying to recruit someone who's not qualled?

Paul

 

[airhead]

Compliance mandatory...

Maybe it's a test to see who can blindly follow instructions...

A person who just, out of the blue, answers those questions is perhaps the ideal Sea Org member.

 

[Wisened One]

1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?



2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?

Being , FREE, and keeping my wallet to myself!

3. Have you ever considered joining the Sea Organization?



4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angel dust.....or PCP?

LSD,

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?

since being OUT of scn we went thru our phases...

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?

Felt like it at times while on Staff, but no....

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?



8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?

Besides Staff, ya mean?

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?

How DARE you push drugs on me!!! I'm calling the police!

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?

Yep, and our ED performed them on us routinely!


11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?

When I realized that there was no Clear or OT powers!

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?

All three!

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?

Nope, I have adults, tho!

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?

Very carefully.

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?



16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?



17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?

Not that I know of....

18. Are you wanted by the police?



19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?

Deny everything.

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?

No but I threatened to shirley 'em

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?

I plea the fifth!

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?

No, I couldn't understand 'em, and they kept scurrying into the trees!

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?

No, but that's an idea!

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?

Deny everything.

God, I can't BELIEVE I used to fill these things out sooo sincerely!

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?



2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?

Being , FREE, and keeping my wallet to myself!

3. Have you ever considered joining the Sea Organization?



4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angel dust.....or PCP?

LSD,

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?

since being OUT of scn we went thru our phases...

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?

Felt like it at times while on Staff, but no....

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?



8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?

Besides Staff, ya mean?

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?

How DARE you push drugs on me!!! I'm calling the police!

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?

Yep, and our ED performed them on us routinely!


11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?

When I realized that there was no Clear or OT powers!

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?

All three!

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?

Nope, I have adults, tho!

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?

Very carefully.

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?



16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?



17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?

Not that I know of....

18. Are you wanted by the police?



19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?

Deny everything.

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?

No but I threatened to shirley 'em

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?

I plea the fifth!

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?

No, I couldn't understand 'em, and they kept scurrying into the trees!

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?

No, but that's an idea!

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?

Deny everything.

God, I can't BELIEVE I used to fill these things out sooo sincerely!

Thanks for the laugh, oh Wisened One.

 

[Iknowtoomuch]

They are staff qual questions, apart from the first two or three meant to get one in the mood or something.

Why waste time trying to recruit someone who's not qualled?

Paul

I agree whoever some of these questions don't need answers. Stating them as out quals would make more sense to me. But that might kill a letters in stat that is already next to nonexistant.

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

I just have to answer these. I love filling out questionnaires.

1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?
global warming, because I'm freezing my ass off.

2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?
Being a smart ass has always seemed to work.

3. Have you ever concidered joining the Sea Organization?
Until they said I had to give up my cats. Mean people. What's wrong with the 5th dynamic?:confused2:

4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angle dust.....or PCP?
Not that I'm aware of.:confused2:

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?
So wanted to a few times.

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?
Only while in Scn.

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?
They all went away when I went away from the CofS. Go figure.:confused2:

8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?
Was AOLA a psych hospital at one time?

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?
Does Valium count?

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?
I only wish there was a way to erase all the crap I have stored in my brain.

11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?
Just when I dry my hair while in the bathtub and the blow dryer gets a little wet.

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?
Yep, been there, done that.

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?
Yes, 23, two are 6 years old and one is 7 months and learning not to pee on the floor.

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?
No debts. No money. File bankruptcy, like the CofS taught me.

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?
Of course they would, if you could reach them. Do you have the number for heaven? Or hell? Not sure where they ended up.

16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?
There is no statue of limitations on drug selling - you have to be caught with the drugs. So, you can't hold that against me.

17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?
Who's asking and why do you want to know?

18. Are you wanted by the police?
Well if I am, that haven't found me yet.

19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?
Sorry, what did you say, I can't hear you over all this noise in my head.

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?
I would most certainly like to sue a few people and an org or two and some staff members. Where do I sign up???

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?
No, I always tell people when I'm leaving.

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?
No, my cheeks aren't big enough to hold acorns, they won't let me join their group.

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?
New stories or stories for the news? Could be an idea.

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?
Yep, and you have a problem with that why? He measured trees, is that super sensitive government information?

 

[Panda Termint]

OK! It's time for... "The Rebellion Strikes Back".

Who's up for composing a survey aimed at still-in scn'ists that might find out if they're potential Ex material?

Feral, this sounds like a job for you but all ideas welcome!

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

OK! It's time for... "The Rebellion Strikes Back".

Who's up for composing a survey aimed at still-in scn'ists that might find out if they're potential Ex material?

Feral, this sounds like a job for you but all ideas welcome!

I'm game.

Here's a few questions for SO:
Do you desire time to yourself?
Would you enjoy a shower that lasted longer than 5 minutes?
Would you like to sleep in a room, all by yourself (if you live in a dorm situation now)?
Would it be nice not to have to answer to anyone, but yourself?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, maybe it's time to leave the SO.

Here's a few questions for public:
Would you like to not be regged for the next big release?
Would you like to spend a weekend with your family and not have to CSW for time off course?
Would like for someone to just talk with you and not have them trying to figure out what your next bridge action is?
Wouldn't it be nice if someone was truly interested in you, and not how much money they can get out of you this week?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, maybe it's time to leave the Cult of Scientology.

 

[Panda Termint]

Perfect, ImOut!

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

Perfect, ImOut!

Thank you! I'm on a roll from answering that questionnaire. LOL!!!

 

[Human Again]

OK! It's time for... "The Rebellion Strikes Back".

Who's up for composing a survey aimed at still-in scn'ists that might find out if they're potential Ex material?

Feral, this sounds like a job for you but all ideas welcome!

Me, Me, me me I'm in I'd like to help please!

 

[alexm]

1. What concerns you most about the future of this planet?

-The fact that Scientology takes people at their most vonerable and exploits them to make money off their depression.

2. What actions could you take or role could you play to help most effectively?

-Declassify Scientology as a religion and place it in the category of a business.

3. Have you ever concidered joining the Sea Organization?

-Yes, I joined three times and I put my hands together and thank God every day of my life for having a mild heart condition which disqualifies me from the SO. Baruch Hashem!

4. Have you ever taken LSD......Angle dust.....or PCP?

-No, but this is none of your business.

5. Have you reverted to drugs since being in Scientology?

-After I left Scientology I met up with my good friends Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and Johnny Walker who help ease my post traumatic stress disorder but currently I only see them every once and a while.

6. Have you ever attempted or threatened suicide?

-no but sadly it is easier to do it then to leave staff the way you are suppose to.

7. Do you have any chronic illnesses?

-I do thank God!

8. Have you ever been in a psychiatric institution?

-Yes I am a Dianetics auditor.

9. Have you ever taken psychiatric drugs?

-None of your business.

10. Have you ever had a psychiatric brain operation?

-Why are you aking so many personal questions?

11. Have you ever had? insulin.....electric....or any other kind of shock treatment?

-Why, if I did are you gunna use it against me later?

12. Are you? single....married......or divorced?

-Single and I ain't ever gunna date a Scientologist girl because I do not want my ethic officer knowing about my sex life. It is pretty erotic.

13. Do you have any children?.........If so, how old are they?

-I consider raising children in Scientology as a form of abuse.

14. Do you have any debt's?...........If so, how much?....How would you handle them?

-Why all the personal questions?

15. Would your parents or immediate family members disagree with you joining the Sea Org?

-Fuck yeah and they are right too.

16. Are you an active drug pusher?........Or have you ever sold drugs?

-You mean did I ever sell auditing?

17. Do you have any kind of criminal history?

-I worked illegally for the org and smuggled money over an international border for the church.

18. Are you wanted by the police?

-You mean OSA or the Thought police? Wait, they are the same thing.

19. Have you ever needed or been given high security clearance for government or military?

-I worked in Treasury for the church.

20. Have you ever threatened to sue Scientology churches or Scientologist?

-You're not worth my time.

21. Have you ever blown a Scientology or Sea Org org?

-I wanted to every day I was on staff but was too scared to do it.

22. Have you ever been part of a squirrel group?

-Contrary to what is writen in my PC and ethics folders, no.

23. Are you here to obtain news stories?

-The things I have on the church regarding my staff exerpience are going public. The news people are interested in scams.

24. Are you related to or connected to any government or intelligence agency either by past history or family connections?

-Honestly, why do you have to ask this? Paranoid much.

Thank you. Please fold and return mail this survey to:
The Commanding Officer Manor Hotel

-No problem ronbot douchebag. I hope your upstat this week.

 

[Kathy (ImOut)]

AlexM, Great answers.

 

[donotwashbrain]

LOL

I thank you for the good laughs too, Wisened One. Yes I was very sincere in my survey answering, though I am very overrun on them. Wow, alot of nerver to ask people those questions.

 

[donotwashbrain]

Great Survey I'm Out

You did a great survey I'm Out. I aswered yes to all .

 

[alexm]

Anytime ImOut, I love satire.