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L. Ron Hubbard... Reincarnated! "says DNA Experts

xguardian

Patron with Honors

Aug 4th 2009
For Immediate release:
Dateline:Betheda MD
cc:CNN-Msnbc-ABC///WISE "L. Ron Hubbard Reincarnated!"

Walter Reed Army Medical Center Chief of Staff Dr. Rahm Wisenthal, released this incredible statement at a press conference this morning, at 11:59...Quote "As improbable as it seems, under secret Presidential order #198666 The United States Department of Scientific Research and Development, 'USRD'..confirms that American born citizen, Dr. Raymond Hahn,
Senior Fellow at the Livermore Laboratories, in Livermore California, is not only the DNA prodigy of Scientology Founder, L. Ron Hubbard, but sixteen
years in secret scientific trials and experiments, is determined to be L. Ron
Hubbard himself."

The White House released this statement, " President Obama is on his way to meet with Vatican officials who it is said, through back channels has called this announcement; "Heretical and of the enemy of all Christian believers and must be denounced!"

CNN Cairo reports, "riots breaking out all over the Muslim World since Aljezeera broadcasted the press conference live...Other reports unconfirmed say's, "Israel has it's Military on high Alert."

The attached USRD documents to the press release from Walter Reed state further; " Dr. Hahn was born 3 1/2 years after L. Ron Hubbard died in 1986...We have confirmed evidence and video documentation that Mr. Hubbard had far advanced and perfected DNA cloning for the specific pupose of proving when he reincarnated with full conciousness of his identity, it could be substantiated with science."

The report further said, " Dr. Hahn had been in our program since childhood when the Trustees of L. Ron Hubbard's 'Living Will & Trust' followed pre-arranged proceedures that began in 1984." According to Admiral Henry Orwell, U.S. Naval Research Laboratory, who also participated in the program, sources say was dubbed, " The Guardian Project."

" The child was beyond the scope of any scientific data as to his intellect, total recall of everything L. Ron Hubbard ever wrote and postulated." Said, Dr. Wisenthal, who was present at the first debriefing and examination of the child at six years old.

The childs mother was selected from among Scientology's highest ranks of spiritual and technical achievement.

" The chain of evidence absolutly proves that it is impossible regarding all the imperical evidence our project ammassed in sixteen years, that Dr. Hahn is not L Ron Hubbard." Concluded Dr. Wisenthal.

Church of Scientology officials will not comment until an emergency meeting of top Church officials, which is reportedly being held off the Florida coast on a U.S. Navel vessal, where Dr. Hahn is said to be " re-auditing them." A Scientology term for spiritual guidence.
Pandomonium broke out when DR. Wisenthal refused to take Questions, and was escorted away and the entire Walter Reed Medical Center has been cordoned off by military police.

This annoucement comes on the heels of Last weeks astonishing announcement made by the United Nations Security Council, that an International Treaty has been reached to facilitate the complete shutdown of the world's pharmaceutical industry and re-evauate the use of over 90% of drugs in the treatment of psychiatric diagnosed illnesses, and re-evaluation of Psychiatry as related to Medical Science.

These revelations are sure to send shock waves around the entire globe and the repercussions as to the possibility that this is scientific fact ,and the United States of America has officially authenticated it as so, is going to be world changing.
 
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Gadfly

Crusader
you believed he was Budhah reincarnated did'nt you?:coolwink:

No matter how much I was "in" Scientology, I never took Hymm of Asia seriously. Didn't Hubbard also say that he was Thomas Paine or some other early American philosopher? Hubby-Dub Buddha? It never "clicked" for me!:omg: It was an early bit of "data" that sided me with the view that, "this fellow Hubbard is REALLY a pompous, self-obsessed moron".
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
Cecil Rhodes.. Hubbard 'alluded' that he was Cecil Rhodes..

How pedestrian! - Look'it me! - I was Baron Von Münchhausen!

:yes:
 

SchwimmelPuckel

Genuine Meatball
Will he ruin the CoS by claiming his inheritance from himself then?

(Hmm.. The Pinkertons aught to merge these two identically named threads..)

:yes:
 

FinallyFree

Gold Meritorious Patron
No matter how much I was "in" Scientology, I never took Hymm of Asia seriously. Didn't Hubbard also say that he was Thomas Paine or some other early American philosopher? Hubby-Dub Buddha? It never "clicked" for me!:omg: It was an early bit of "data" that sided me with the view that, "this fellow Hubbard is REALLY a pompous, self-obsessed moron".

:thumbsup:

I didn't take the Hymm of Asia seriously enough to even read it. :screwy:
 

xguardian

Patron with Honors
It's available on CD, so, you don't even *have* to 'read' it. Unfortunately, it's not as easy to close your ears as your eyes, so, beware.

Zinj
Of course when I heard it it was on tape...we (GO) initiates listened to a lot of things on tape...not 8 track but a lot of reel to reel ...it was also "oral tradition" that LRH insisted that he was Sidartha G. Buddah.:coolwink: :coolwink: :happydance:
 

Zinjifar

Silver Meritorious Sponsor
Of course when I heard it it was on tape...we (GO) initiates listened to a lot of things on tape...not 8 track but a lot of reel to reel ...it was also "oral tradition" that LRH insisted that he was Sidartha G. Buddah.:coolwink: :coolwink: :happydance:

The CD I mean is the newest (?) edition, which comes with a CD sized booklet with spacey water-color illustrations and the CD is chanted to the accompaniment of saccharine newage 'music'.

It's *very* bad, but, it does distract from the message.

Zinj
 

Tiger Lily

Gold Meritorious Patron
The CD I mean is the newest (?) edition, which comes with a CD sized booklet with spacey water-color illustrations and the CD is chanted to the accompaniment of saccharine newage 'music'.

It's *very* bad, but, it does distract from the message.

Zinj

I remember this SOOOO well! This was released at one of those events from hell where they station a staff member at every door and won't let you leave until the group donates some ungodly amount of money. I remember being utterly miserable, and we didn't get out until 12:30 AM or something and I had a 2 hour drive home. :angry: That was the first time I ever got angry at the CofS. When they called the next day to handle my ARC break I told them it was extortion and I couldn't believe that was policy. :grouch: The guy didn't argue with me. I think the staff hated it too.

And yes it was very bad. . . the video they played at the event was even worse. For old times' sake --here it is:

http://www.hymnofasia.org/flash/index.htm

BUT, and that point I had drank the kool-aid and I did believe that LRH was Buddha back to fulfill the prophecy. I couldn't understand why the Buddhists were so blind and didn't welcome him with open arms! :duh:

-TL
 
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