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Alright, you want to play hard ball, check out this Jewish version of "Come ona my house" sung with Yiddish words embellishing the English. My brother and I used to play all the Mickey Katz records in the mid to late 1950's. He took many the top hits of the day and made Yiddish versions of the songs.

Here is Mickey's version of the Rosemary Clooney hit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0c5yaEvLA

If you know a little Yiddish and/ or know Jewish humor a bit, these are a riot. If you don't have any reality on Yiddish, they probably won't do anything for you.

My favortie from those days was a Katz tune called "Murietta", refering to the Murrieta Hot Springs down near Temecula in Southwestern Riverside County in Souther California. In the 1920's through the 1950's Murietta was a hang out for a lot of old Jews of Eastern European heritage who used to take the baths in various spas throughout Eastern Europe and Germany prior to WWII. One of the major spas still going is Karlovy Vary in the Czech Republic which is better known by its German name, Karsbad (Karl's bath). This spa is still going strong and is in what once was the Sudetenland which Germany annexed in 1938 when Neville Chamberlin of England appeased Hitler to keep "Peace in our Time"

My favorite line in the song is "Kein Donder or Blitz, just sitz und schwitz and play a little Canasta in the Smog." (No thunder of lightning, just sit and sweat and play a little Canasta card game in the smog of Riverside County.)
I tried to post that song but youtube does not have it.

Instead will put up Katz's version of "16 Tons" and one of his most famour songs, his version of "Davey Crockett"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z66tF_UiQc


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwczIc4FNV0&NR=1

Not everyone knows or can appreciate Yiddish humor but if you one can, it is just side splitting humor, unlike anything else I know of. Yiddish is actually a dialect of German, pronounced much differently, proabably about equal in difference to Ameriican English and Cockney English from London. I mean, the words are the same but pronounced so much differently that one has to strain to understand what is being said. German is only about 75 to 80% of what constitues Yiddish. The other 20 to 25% of the words come from various sources, namely Hebrew, Russian, Polish, Lithuanian, and English. It is to a large extent these non German words, sprinkled amongst the bastardized German that give Yiddish its expressiveness and make it such a colorful language.

I was very fortunate in that my parents decided to send me to Yiddish school instead of Hebrew school when I was 11 1/2 and starting the 7th Grade to prepare me for my Bar Mitzvah which took place at age 13 in Yiddish. In those days, early 1950's, all my grandparents and most of the other "mispoche" which means family members such as Aunts and Uncles all knew and could talk Yiddish. From my study of Yiddish, this led me later to take classes in German plus it gave me the ability to understand Jewish humor and tell Jewish jokes.

I was a serious minded guy but I could let my hair down and tell Jewish jokes. using Yiddish words and a Jewish accent with the best of them. The two best I ever met were my brother Rueben and Dan Linker. When on lines at ASHO, the 3 of us met several times at New York George's across from the Blue Complex and began telling Jewish jokes. A couple of the jokes had punch lines so humorous, that I remember Linker falling to the floor and laughing so hard at one of my Brother's punch lines that he nearly lost control. I was afraid he was going to pee in his pants. He had uncontrolled side splitting laughter for a good 3 minutes before he could regain control of himself, he kept saying, "Reuben, you are the best, Reuben, you are King" (of Jewish joke telling)! Linker was no slouch either, he had that dry droll Jewish attitude and accent down perfectly. He gave Reuben a real run for his money. I was a strong 3rd place among those two giants.
Lakey


These are great! Somehow my education in culture was lacking.

The acorn doesn't fall too far from the oak.


Mickey Katz was Joel Grey's dad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

Bill Clinton is in this audience

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AxTKiVEadg

and Jennifer Grey's grandfather.

(love this movie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1OGN-1QhHI



Born in New York City, Jennifer Grey is the daughter of stage and screen actor Joel Grey and the former actress/singer Jo Wilder. Grey is the granddaughter of comedian and musician Mickey Katz. She is an alumna of the Dalton School, a private school in Manhattan, and studied both dance and acting.
 
Leon and fractals

I read Leon's short post on fractals and the dynamics a few days ago. It has been rattling around my noggin.

This thread, for example: Lakey's most recent post about Yiddish humor in his childhood, while not running out the 3rd dynamic engram, is educating all of us <<including the author of each memory>> of the culture that we were born and raised in down to the roots.

in Kn terms we are de cultifying ourselves. We aren't erasing anything, but we are educating ourselves to what forms our culture. From there we can have or not have, like or not like it.

I've been talking a lot to my junior high school girl friend's daughter, who is 23. she is almost ten years younger than my youngest. While not appalled, I've been dumbstruck by some of her lack of cultural education. She had never seen or read "The Godfather."

When I was under sixteen, my parents took me to see Joel Grey, Maurice Chevalier, Charles Berry :) etc. on stage.

Our kids all saw Rex Harrison, Dick Van Dyke, Yul Bryner, live. They were raised and steeped in culture.

Our grandchildren have been to Wicked, not to mention Paris, and museums around the world.

The women in our family dance beautifully --lots of lessons starting at age 2.

Loads of performances in musical theater, ballets, dance recitals, etc.

This is our culture, after all.

Every one of our children and grand children know all of the lines to "Young Frankenstein" and "Animal House"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9K9wiH2Lko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48PvBTl3u8

It all became clear what Leon was saying.

I think I've said enough.
 

Ted

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Linda Eder

Thanks to the person(s) who posted the Linda Eder videos. I had never heard of her before. Lovely voice. I downloaded an album from iTunes. Good stuff.
 

lkwdblds

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Wow, Hats, you are deep!

I love the stories from the old Jewish neighborhoods. I read 700 Sundays a while back. It was a short autobiography by Billy Crystal. Most touching. Why are the folks who hail from that part of Europe so consistently funny Lakey?

Hats, I try for a little bit of light Jewish levity and you ask a probing and serious question which I had never before even considered. Amazing! I am going to give you my opinion and they say, "It takes one to know one" so I am pretty sure I am right.

Let's say you are a pretty uptone, God fearing and smart group of people and you keep getting picked on and being attacked for all the ills of plantet Earth. Probably in Biblical days, when the Jews had their own country, they would mobilize and fight their enemies. After they were driven out of the Holy Land in 70 AD by the Romans, they could no longer mobilize any physical force but they had to devise some sort of defense mechanism. Voila! they decided to defend themselves with the spirit of play!!

One day a previously friendly land where they live posts a placard, "Jews no longer allowed to marry the local Spaniards, no big deal, the Jews say, "Okay so we won't marry Spanish shiksas or shagitzes. Next year a new proclamation, "Jews may no longer be Doctors of Medicine". A Jewish Doctor goes to court to contest this, despite his brilliant medical record of healing, mostly non Jews and lots of Jews, the judge says, "Sorry, our research shows that Jewish medicos can cause our women to be witches!" The Jewish Doctor's say, "okay so we won't be doctors", let's see what we can do instead. Oh yeah, there is a real need for Bankers, we do pretty good being traders and merchants, let's try our luck at banking. A couple years later, they say, "Wow, we control all the money now, being a banker is a better deal for us than being a Doctor. We fucking made out like bandits obeying that "no Jewish Doctors" edict. Well, I hope they are done passing these silly edicts against us. Six months later, a new proclamation. No Jews can attend the state sponsored University. The Jews say, "Okay, why don't we start our own Jewish University". I think that is how it goes.

With this chain of events, the Jews become very stoic, they develop a wry and playful like attitude towards their host countries. "Vell, Vat are day going to throw at us next?" It ain't mattering much, Ve are smart und resourceful and like ein Katz, we alvays land on our feet! THEY COME TO BELIEVE THAT GOD IS LOOKING AFTER THEM, THEY ALWAY LAND ON THEIR FEET.

There is a patience born of desparation which leads to a skeptical attitude about the rest of society, and combined with their belief that God is looking after them, a very wry and poignant humor develops out of this fiasco. I MEAN IF YOU ARE CONTINUALLY ATTACKED AND BLAMED FOR ALL NON OPTIMUM EVENTS TAKING PLACE IN THE WORLD, WHAT BETTER SELF DEFENSE MECHANISM IS THERE THAN TO POKE FUN AT BOTH YOURSELVES AND THOSE WHO ARE BLAMMING YOU FOR EVERYTHING. They believe that both they and their antagonists are undergoing trials designed by God to occur for a reason. They surrender to God's will and find it amusing in fact that they are being blamed for so many things which they have nothing to do with. It may give them a sense of importance.

Okay Hats, there is your answer! Anymore question I can help you with?
Lakey
 
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for Silicon Valley Stomach Steinway lovers TODAY!

THIS WEEKEND The AlpinersUSA (an accordion band) perform Saturday and Sunday from NOON-5PM at the Campbell Oktoberfest and Arts and Crafts Street Fair with several music venues and lots of vendors lining the street in downtown Campbell. The AlpinersUSA performed at the very first Campbell Oktoberfest many years ago and returns on the main stage as the headliner group each year. This year Steve Kritzer will perform with us on guitar and vocals on Saturday and Fred McCarty will be with us on Sunday. Pete Estabrook will play trumpet. And, of course, Margot on lead vocals and Matthew on drums.

The Silicon Valley Accordion Society will perform at Campbell both days as well. The dance floor and stage are covered/shaded. This is the largest Oktoberfest in the area, and admission is free. And, don’t’ forget - Andre Lengacher from Lugano Swiss Bistro in Carmel prepares great sausages in his stand – usually on First St. - at the Campbell event.

and for PARROTHEADS. Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefer Band are at Shoreline tonight. My wife and I are going (We'll miss the first Giants / Phillies game). Go Giants!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_jopBXcbxk

Jimmy Buffett "Cheeseburger in Paradise"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBsPZV14I-k&ob=av2e
 

Hatshepsut

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Thanks to the person(s) who posted the Linda Eder videos. I had never heard of her before. Lovely voice. I downloaded an album from iTunes. Good stuff.

You're welcome Ted. I discovered her on YouTube last year. She's very dynamic. Her vids go all the way back to her teenage years singing in local nightclub lounges. Check em out. She does great heartbreak songs. She's such a nonvictim though it comes out different.
The video quality last year was exquisite, but now is poor. I don't know why when they are the same vid. I've seen this diminishing in quality a lot. Sometimes I use my screenshot video capture to save a great YouTube one to my hard drive because I suspect a year later the HD quality will be gone when I get back to again view it. I use Camtasia software and it works great for this.
 

Enthetan

Master of Disaster
There is a patience born of desparation which leads to a skeptical attitude about the rest of society, and combined with their belief that God is looking after them, a very wry and poignant humor develops out of this fiasco. I MEAN IF YOU ARE CONTINUALLY ATTACKED AND BLAMED FOR ALL NON OPTIMUM EVENTS TAKING PLACE IN THE WORLD, WHAT BETTER SELF DEFENSE MECHANISM IS THERE THAN TO POKE FUN AT BOTH YOURSELVES AND THOSE WHO ARE BLAMMING YOU FOR EVERYTHING. They believe that both they and their antagonists are undergoing trials designed by God to occur for a reason. They surrender to God's will and find it amusing in fact that they are being blamed for so many things which they have nothing to do with. It may give them a sense of importance.

Reminds me of a story (from memory): A Jewish peasant farmer in Russia is reading an anti-Semitic newspaper. His friend comes up and asks him "Why are you reading that?". He replies "Well, they say the Jews are responsible for this, and the Jews are in control of that, and the Jews are behind all these world events -- sometimes I just like to read about how powerful I am".
 
It's a survival skill in times of trouble!!! And boy, have they had troubles!

So God's Chosen People shouldn't have a sense of humor? What, are you kidding me? :confused2: OY!!!

:)D)

God loves to laugh! Just look at the camel! Or a hippo!!!
 

Hatshepsut

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With this chain of events, the Jews become very stoic, they develop a wry and playful like attitude towards their host countries. "Vell, Vat are day going to throw at us next?" It ain't mattering much, Ve are smart und resourceful and like ein Katz, we alvays land on our feet! THEY COME TO BELIEVE THAT GOD IS LOOKING AFTER THEM, THEY ALWAY LAND ON THEIR FEET.

There is a patience born of desparation which leads to a skeptical attitude about the rest of society, and combined with their belief that God is looking after them, a very wry and poignant humor develops out of this fiasco. I MEAN IF YOU ARE CONTINUALLY ATTACKED AND BLAMED FOR ALL NON OPTIMUM EVENTS TAKING PLACE IN THE WORLD, WHAT BETTER SELF DEFENSE MECHANISM IS THERE THAN TO POKE FUN AT BOTH YOURSELVES AND THOSE WHO ARE BLAMMING YOU FOR EVERYTHING. They believe that both they and their antagonists are undergoing trials designed by God to occur for a reason. They surrender to God's will and find it amusing in fact that they are being blamed for so many things which they have nothing to do with. It may give them a sense of importance.

Okay Hats, there is your answer! Anymore question I can help you with?
Lakey

Enjoyed this tremendously Lakey.

Whatever happened to David Brenner?

Yeah, how is it that the Jews came to run Hollywood too? :happydance:

If I convert can I collect on some of the overdue good karma.
 
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Hatshepsut

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Both marvels of design excellence for their intended environments, unlike the "aesthetic sensibility" of certain hominid anthropoids. :eyeroll:


Mark A. Baker

Who says camels don't have aesthetic sensibilities?

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afaceinthecrowd

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Question...So, why did God create Gentiles????:confused2:


Answer...Because, someone has to pay retail.:confused2::coolwink:


Favorite Jewish Merchant Christmas Coral????.....“Oh, what a friend we have in Jesus".


Keep it comin', Lakey and Hats...I love it! G-r-e-a-t stuff!!!


Face:)
 
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Hatshepsut

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http://racist-jokes.com/index.php?cat=kikes&page=page1

ONE-LINER JEWISH JOKES

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that it is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.

There's big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.


Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie? It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."

What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position? Facing Tiffany's.

When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."

A Jewish boy come home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful? What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "You go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go."

A Jewish telegram: "Start worrying. Details to follow."

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.
-Richard Lewis

My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.
- David Steinberg
 

Hatshepsut

Crusader
and some more...

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.
- Lenny Bruce

God, I know we are your chosen people, but couldn't you choose somebody else for a change?
- Shalom Aleichem

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin Trillin

Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us 40 years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!
- Golda Meir

Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.
- Peter Malkin

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
- Fran Lebowitz

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
- Benjamin Disraeali

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levinson

Don't be humble; you are not that great.
- Golda Meir

God will pardon me. It's His business.
- Heinrich Heine

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I had lost exactly two weeks.
- Joe E. Lewis

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
- Sam Goldwyn
 
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