Pooks
MERCHANT OF CHAOS
NOTE: For you evil wogs than never took a Scn brainwashing course, I'd like to make a few comments.
The last time I was able to get any completions out of the Scn DC Mags was 2003
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/orgs/dc_ability/
Thanks to Puddle for leaking this latest mag. You can download the entire magazine here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5HIYMCPA
If you take a look at the completions back in 2003, you'll see these stats are really down.
One problem with with the all the mags, but especially the local org mags is they are published very sporadically and so it is difficult to compare one issue's stats with the next.
The other thing I'd like to point out is that back 2003, the course completions were mostly Major Scn courses as opposed to "Basic" or Div 6 Courses. The Basic/Div 6 Courses were always the cheapest, fastest courses. The Major Courses costs loads of money ($1000's of dollars per course) and took weeks to complete.
The list below is mostly made up of the "Basics" type courses. DM in his infinite retardedness turned each Hubbard Book into a "course". True to form Scn tries to make it seem like there's more going on than there really is.
Scientology Service Completions - Ability Magazine 390 [circa May 2010 ]
TAS : Scientology Statistics : Ability Magazine : Ability Magazine 390
Ability Magazine 390 [ circa May 2010 ]
Quick Stats:
134 completions
103 individuals
53 different services
HOW TO IMPROVE CONDITIONS IN LIFE [ 1 ]
Victor Delibra
HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY [ 3 ]
Edwige Antoine
Elaine Copeland
Donna Kinsman
VOLUNTEER MINISTER BOOKLET COURSES [ 8 ]
Justin Haug
Jessica Haug
Joseph J. Pierre
Richard Yepex
Edwige Antoine
Jean Marc Van Durock
Amilton Silveira
Edwige Antoine
VOLUNTEER MINISTER COURSE [ 1 ]
Junius McGuire
DIANETICS CO-AUDIT [ 1 ]
Nancy Aldridge
BASIC STUDY MANUAL [ 4 ]
Tom Bursich
Joe Haggerty
Tatyana Joel
Mcrary More
SUCCESS THROUGH COMMUNICATION COURSE [ 8 ]
Monica Amidei
Maria Bautista
Jose Bautista
Aaris Begian
Tony Bokas
Melissa Denbow
Gia Lane
Ian Marburger
THERAPEUTIC TRs [ 2 ]
Olivia Weise
Sue Weise
PROFESSIONAL UPPER INDOC TRs [ 1 ]
Susan Jelonek
PTS/SP COURSE [ 1 ]
Jennifer Hammond
THE WAY TO HAPPINESS COURSE [ 5 ]
David Holtz
Tyler Jelonek
Erin Picazo
Jamie Triplett
Abby Wertz
PROBLEMS OF WORK COURSE [ 7 ]
Lily Moezi-Vaziri
Donald Barnes
Ann Baruah
Sasha Jackson
Raina Jackson
Donna Kinsman
Paul Maurone
INTRODUCTION TO SCIENTOLOGY ETHICS COURSE [ 2 ]
Rosario Gamboa
Jamie Triplett
NEW SLANT ON LIFE COURSE [ 2 ]
Tyler Jelonek
Jenny Lindamood
DIANETICS: THE ORIGINAL THESIS COURSE [ 1 ]
Ted Lovejoy
DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH BOOK COURSE [ 4 ]
Katie Aden
James Gause
Hernando Melendez
Tony Turrisi
DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 2 ]
Nancy Aldridge
Tom Wetzen
SCIENCE OF SURVIVAL BOOK COURSE [ 3 ]
Tom Wetzen
Jane Houlihan
Joanne Terbush
SCIENCE OF SURVIVAL BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 3 ]
Donald Barnes
Angela Su
Tom Wetzen
SELF ANALYSIS BOOK COURSE [ 4 ]
Muhammad Akhtar
Aletia Atkins
Joanne Burbello
Angela Su
ADVANCED PROCEDURE AND AXIOMS BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 2 ]
Mark Foster
Greg Mitchell
HANDBOOK FOR PRECLEARS BOOK COURSE [ 1 ]
Dan Bailey
HANDBOOK FOR PRECLEAR BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 4 ]
Amanda Chick
Ereinhard Koenig
Kathy Lackey
Greg Mitchell
MILESTONE ONE COURSE [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
THE ROUTE TO INFINITY COURSE [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
HISTORY OF MAN BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Jane Layton
Patty Worsley
HISTORY OF MAN BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 4 ]
Perry Babcock
Amanda Chick
Katalin Rabiolo
Buddy Riley
SCIENTOLOGY 8-80 BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 2 ]
Ted Lovejoy
Buddy Riley
COMMAND OF THETA COURSE [ 3 ]
Martena Crippen
Rick Kimmel
Ron Ray
SCIENTOLOGY 8-8008 BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Houston Hancock
Ted Lovejoy
THE FACTORS COURSE [ 3 ]
Liza Malakshashi
Gisela Sarmiento
David Wolfe
THE CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Ted Lovejoy
Ian James
DIANETICS 55! BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 3 ]
Ian James
Katie McGuire
Deb Younts
SCIENTOLOGY: THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THOUGHT BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 3 ]
Katie McGuire
Mary Jo Palmer
Ian James
INTERNATIONAL CONGRESS OF DIANETICISTS & SCIENTOLOGISTS [ 1 ]
Mary Jo Palmer
GAMES CONGRESS COURSE [ 1 ]
Elaine Copeland
CLEARING CONGRESS COURSE [ 3 ]
Adolpho Gamboa
Gabrielle Gamboa
Duncan James
CLEAN HANDS CONGRESS COURSE [ 1 ]
Richard Moxley
LIFE REPAIR [ 3 ]
Joe Bellotte
Ian Berg
Macrary More
PROGRESS PROGRAM [ 8 ]
Dennis Chick
Laura Gruzdev
Joseph F. Haggerty Jr.
Doug Legum
Meg Losty
Rob Rubino
Marc Schwartz
Veronica Waters
ASTHMA/ALLERGY RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Elaine Campion
RELIEF RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Karim Steward
END OF ENDLESS INT RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Rosendo Gamboa
INT RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Karim Steward
PURIFICATION RUNDOWN [ 2 ]
Jeff Litton
Noel Spector
SCIENTOLOGY DRUG RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
GRADE O EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gene Walley
GRADE III EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gisela Sarmiento
GRADE IV EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gisela Sarmiento
HAPPINESS RUNDOWN [ 2 ]
David Risi
Steve Tyrrell
CLEAR [ 3 ]
Karim Steward
Greg Norman
Stacy Mills
SUNSHINE RUNDOWN [ 3 ]
Karim Steward
Greg Norman
Stacy Mills
PERSONNEL EFFICIENCY PART I [ 3 ]
Taurean Barber
Chevron Crawford
Bailey James
The last time I was able to get any completions out of the Scn DC Mags was 2003
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/orgs/dc_ability/
Thanks to Puddle for leaking this latest mag. You can download the entire magazine here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5HIYMCPA
If you take a look at the completions back in 2003, you'll see these stats are really down.
One problem with with the all the mags, but especially the local org mags is they are published very sporadically and so it is difficult to compare one issue's stats with the next.
The other thing I'd like to point out is that back 2003, the course completions were mostly Major Scn courses as opposed to "Basic" or Div 6 Courses. The Basic/Div 6 Courses were always the cheapest, fastest courses. The Major Courses costs loads of money ($1000's of dollars per course) and took weeks to complete.
The list below is mostly made up of the "Basics" type courses. DM in his infinite retardedness turned each Hubbard Book into a "course". True to form Scn tries to make it seem like there's more going on than there really is.
Scientology Service Completions - Ability Magazine 390 [circa May 2010 ]
TAS : Scientology Statistics : Ability Magazine : Ability Magazine 390
Ability Magazine 390 [ circa May 2010 ]
Quick Stats:
134 completions
103 individuals
53 different services
HOW TO IMPROVE CONDITIONS IN LIFE [ 1 ]
Victor Delibra
HOW TO USE A DICTIONARY [ 3 ]
Edwige Antoine
Elaine Copeland
Donna Kinsman
VOLUNTEER MINISTER BOOKLET COURSES [ 8 ]
Justin Haug
Jessica Haug
Joseph J. Pierre
Richard Yepex
Edwige Antoine
Jean Marc Van Durock
Amilton Silveira
Edwige Antoine
VOLUNTEER MINISTER COURSE [ 1 ]
Junius McGuire
DIANETICS CO-AUDIT [ 1 ]
Nancy Aldridge
BASIC STUDY MANUAL [ 4 ]
Tom Bursich
Joe Haggerty
Tatyana Joel
Mcrary More
SUCCESS THROUGH COMMUNICATION COURSE [ 8 ]
Monica Amidei
Maria Bautista
Jose Bautista
Aaris Begian
Tony Bokas
Melissa Denbow
Gia Lane
Ian Marburger
THERAPEUTIC TRs [ 2 ]
Olivia Weise
Sue Weise
PROFESSIONAL UPPER INDOC TRs [ 1 ]
Susan Jelonek
PTS/SP COURSE [ 1 ]
Jennifer Hammond
THE WAY TO HAPPINESS COURSE [ 5 ]
David Holtz
Tyler Jelonek
Erin Picazo
Jamie Triplett
Abby Wertz
PROBLEMS OF WORK COURSE [ 7 ]
Lily Moezi-Vaziri
Donald Barnes
Ann Baruah
Sasha Jackson
Raina Jackson
Donna Kinsman
Paul Maurone
INTRODUCTION TO SCIENTOLOGY ETHICS COURSE [ 2 ]
Rosario Gamboa
Jamie Triplett
NEW SLANT ON LIFE COURSE [ 2 ]
Tyler Jelonek
Jenny Lindamood
DIANETICS: THE ORIGINAL THESIS COURSE [ 1 ]
Ted Lovejoy
DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH BOOK COURSE [ 4 ]
Katie Aden
James Gause
Hernando Melendez
Tony Turrisi
DIANETICS: THE MODERN SCIENCE OF MENTAL HEALTH BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 2 ]
Nancy Aldridge
Tom Wetzen
SCIENCE OF SURVIVAL BOOK COURSE [ 3 ]
Tom Wetzen
Jane Houlihan
Joanne Terbush
SCIENCE OF SURVIVAL BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 3 ]
Donald Barnes
Angela Su
Tom Wetzen
SELF ANALYSIS BOOK COURSE [ 4 ]
Muhammad Akhtar
Aletia Atkins
Joanne Burbello
Angela Su
ADVANCED PROCEDURE AND AXIOMS BOOK & LECTURE COURSE [ 2 ]
Mark Foster
Greg Mitchell
HANDBOOK FOR PRECLEARS BOOK COURSE [ 1 ]
Dan Bailey
HANDBOOK FOR PRECLEAR BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 4 ]
Amanda Chick
Ereinhard Koenig
Kathy Lackey
Greg Mitchell
MILESTONE ONE COURSE [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
THE ROUTE TO INFINITY COURSE [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
HISTORY OF MAN BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Jane Layton
Patty Worsley
HISTORY OF MAN BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 4 ]
Perry Babcock
Amanda Chick
Katalin Rabiolo
Buddy Riley
SCIENTOLOGY 8-80 BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 2 ]
Ted Lovejoy
Buddy Riley
COMMAND OF THETA COURSE [ 3 ]
Martena Crippen
Rick Kimmel
Ron Ray
SCIENTOLOGY 8-8008 BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Houston Hancock
Ted Lovejoy
THE FACTORS COURSE [ 3 ]
Liza Malakshashi
Gisela Sarmiento
David Wolfe
THE CREATION OF HUMAN ABILITY BOOK COURSE [ 2 ]
Ted Lovejoy
Ian James
DIANETICS 55! BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 3 ]
Ian James
Katie McGuire
Deb Younts
SCIENTOLOGY: THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THOUGHT BOOK & LECTURES COURSE [ 3 ]
Katie McGuire
Mary Jo Palmer
Ian James
INTERNATIONAL CONGRESS OF DIANETICISTS & SCIENTOLOGISTS [ 1 ]
Mary Jo Palmer
GAMES CONGRESS COURSE [ 1 ]
Elaine Copeland
CLEARING CONGRESS COURSE [ 3 ]
Adolpho Gamboa
Gabrielle Gamboa
Duncan James
CLEAN HANDS CONGRESS COURSE [ 1 ]
Richard Moxley
LIFE REPAIR [ 3 ]
Joe Bellotte
Ian Berg
Macrary More
PROGRESS PROGRAM [ 8 ]
Dennis Chick
Laura Gruzdev
Joseph F. Haggerty Jr.
Doug Legum
Meg Losty
Rob Rubino
Marc Schwartz
Veronica Waters
ASTHMA/ALLERGY RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Elaine Campion
RELIEF RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Karim Steward
END OF ENDLESS INT RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Rosendo Gamboa
INT RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Karim Steward
PURIFICATION RUNDOWN [ 2 ]
Jeff Litton
Noel Spector
SCIENTOLOGY DRUG RUNDOWN [ 1 ]
Amanda Chick
GRADE O EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gene Walley
GRADE III EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gisela Sarmiento
GRADE IV EXPANDED [ 1 ]
Gisela Sarmiento
HAPPINESS RUNDOWN [ 2 ]
David Risi
Steve Tyrrell
CLEAR [ 3 ]
Karim Steward
Greg Norman
Stacy Mills
SUNSHINE RUNDOWN [ 3 ]
Karim Steward
Greg Norman
Stacy Mills
PERSONNEL EFFICIENCY PART I [ 3 ]
Taurean Barber
Chevron Crawford
Bailey James
after re-reading the 'completions', aside from being lame (oh-so surprised...not) HOW TO READ A DICTIONARY!?! 
