No shit Smilla
hug
, I could not get through much of that (Ratbunny's site drek, googlefoo on subject) without quickly feeling like I am covered in molasses, guck guck glug....
SO STUPID I CROSS-POSTED ON THE STUPID THREAD
Scientologists talk nonsensical
Goo-Goo-Theta-Talk™ to each other.
It's kinda like adults talk to babies or little kids when they get hurt and scared.
Sometimes people do it with cute 5th Dynamic terminals too.
Pretty much everyone on this board who was in Scientology can speak in that dialect. It's easy to pick up, you just kind of raise your voice several octaves, make yourself have sparkling eyes and a smile--and deliver a breathless, sing-songy validation with ever-so-much oodles of admiration, saying things like:
Wow, that's so theta!
What a major win!
That is such a blowdown!
That totally indicates!
Your postulates are so tone 40!
You have such high havingness!
You are totally in games!
Wow you are totally out creating the MEST stops!
Usually those responses are said to a person who recently lost their home to foreclosure and just before you help them find out how much personal items like their watch and tent are going for on eBay--so they can make it go right to "start a flow" on their next service.
Really, it's so totally theta.
Goo-Goo-Theta-Talk™: A trademarked freedom technology of the Church of Hoaxology. (see last entry of sig line)