Dammit, I want to do our own tribute video, titled "I'm an apostate!" It should be a bit like this song:
[video=youtube;GBeRmjDrxXM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeRmjDrxXM[/video]
except it should go all, you know,
"Hello, would you like to come upstairs for a free personality test?"
"No, not really, no."
"But Scientology can help you with that?"
"Help me with what?"
"With anything and everything. Scientology can give you whatever your heart most desires..."
and then it goes:
"Oh, no need to trouble yourself about little old me because you know...
I'M AN APOSTATE
I'VE GOT NO FROCK ON
I'M AN APOSTATE
I'M BITTER
"Where is my frock?"
I'M AN APOSTATE
I'LL PTS YOU
I'M DESTROYING YOUR RELIGION
I WANT A REFUND
AND A REPAYMENT
SO YOU'D BETTER DISCONNECT ME
"What the hell did I do with that frock?"
I'LL SHOW YOU NEWSCLIPS
AND BOOKS BY CRITICS
I MIGHT EVEN INTRODUCE YOU TO THE INTER INTERNET
I'M AN APOSTATE
I'VE DISAVOWED IT
AND I'LL TELL YOU LOTS OF STORIES THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR TOENAILS CURL
ETC. ETC. ETC.
I'M AN APOSTATE!
Kylie Mole bit: "And then she goes, she goes.... She just goes"