They are able to be so very very OT ever since they discovered that their bodies can operate just fine on 2 hours sleep!
Yes... sad. It really is a cult of torture.
[hardly comprehensive and requiring an alien dictionary]
Have you already written a book? I'll have it and probably buy five more to give them away.
If not... maybe you should do one. This is just one idea, and it would save time: you could make great use of many of your actual postings, changing it just a bit, each with an initial short explanation about what this is about, and making it all like a Scientology Inc.'s reaction to bad news, suppressing lies, etc., and a guide to "react properly". (Thus, all a bit like OTVIIIIsGRRR8's approach but not with the same structure.)
And it should have a section being a long bullshit glossary, probably longer than the rest!
However, if there is similar stuff out there (I've read/watched much anti-clam-fun, but now I mean something of this specific type), I would like to read it, links are very welcome... Clambake has a glossary which has been "messed up" a bit... Sadly, with all the spaced-out explanations/comments being perfectly true.
Seriously, I think that comedy is a very effective method to draw people in ... to evaluating and critisizing Scientology.
Let's consider the following. There always are some people who stumble over a site more or less coincidentally, off-topic to their actual search or interest, and then there's the question whether they start to dig, or just leave. It is the same for actual Scientologists. Some critical people then might (initially) be averse to read long incomprehensible and really vile and repulsive Hubbard texts for understanding it all, or to listen to long vids, but I guess whoever lurker/newbie (me inclusive, but I already had some knowledge) reads HelluvaHoax's and other's posts, gets curious and starts investigating what the nearly incomprehensible but FUNNY bullshit ought to mean - of which they already suspect or know, that alike formulations would be totally serious to Scientologists. It really produces a GREAT (or Grrr8) "WTF" effect.
For Lucifer's sake, keep on the soul music...
I have come across the concept of 'uncreating time' possibly in the Steve Fishman tapes. Maybe that's what they are doing.
I don't want to screw up the fun here... But what ought to mean this phrase? For them. Mean, seriously.