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A little story from the Castle Construction Site.

Discussion in 'Europe' started by @lutz, Aug 1, 2019.

  1. @lutz

    @lutz Patron

    Imagine if you will, the site dumper truck bucking and bouncing its way across the building site, being driven by a BIG gorgeous blonde EPFer wearing a baggy sleeveless tee-shirt . . . NO bra . . . and a pair of cut down jeans!

    Imagine also, a horrified John Chadder trying to scream out, "GGGGGGGet her off that fffffucking dddddddumper!!"

    Unfortunately by the time he got the sentence out, the dumper had disappeared down the drive towards the Stables . . . and lunch, with half the castle crew piled into the front bucket.

    Everyone else was left standing around rubbing their eyes . . . as much from the after images as from the diesel smoke.
  2. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    No shit?