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Discussion in 'David Miscavige and Current Management' started by aurabass, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. aurabass

    aurabass Patron

    My apologies in advance for brutalizing the artform - but I have fun with stuff like this. - a fantasy of fleeting facts.


    Elron’s message can’t get through
    The looking glass that Alice knew
    Snow White – the dwarf is such a clue
    His Creston Bluebird message true
    Was bent and altered through and through
    paranoia he was betrayed –
    And Elron’s dwarf a leader made.


    Who was this DWARF?
    You have to ask?
    He seized the power to do this task.
    Misgivings should occur to you
    A Xenu agent? Seek what's true.

    Ask Dopey if you dare – I do.
    No Rundowns are required of you?
    No Sec-Check gang-bangs? - folders viewed?
    What crimes are yours? – you never show
    Entheta or out how does one know?
    Misgivings grow with no controls
    What audits are required of he
    Who seized the power of LRH?

    The Commodore 2 admirals named
    But Dopey laid those giants low
    The Dwarf was strong and on his game
    All power was seized – and there remains

    Pope’s power is made when Cardinals vote
    But transferred here without one note
    With Elron’s
    death, the die was cast
    All rivals true were cast away
    So RPF the Dwarf’s ‘once friends’
    Forever in the H
    ole they go, or try to blow
    And lose their Hats forever gone
    Like Hatter's mad at evening tea
    So late - too late the rabbit leaves.


    So let’s be CLEAR the war is lost
    Misgivings win is
    Elron's Loss
    Xenu’s Dwarf has seized control
    The rank and file can never know.

    For Xenu is this victory?
    Slow death of Scientology
    The Dwarf Misgivings bloody rich
    Yells “lock her up” and jails the bitch
    He rides his bike with Gunner Crude
    And nabs some young and nubile child
    While Shelly rots in iso-hell
    A ghost that haunts a mountain cell.

    While Dwarf rides Gulfstream’s round the world
    To build and open Ideal Orgs
    He CLEARS the life from seekers new
    CLEARS their accounts and CLEARS their souls
    And leaves them Cleared as Sea Org slaves
    While lawyers rage and keep him free.
    From every legal scrutiny.

    The Freewinds is his private yacht
    The slave force Sea Org keeps well greased
    And filled with awestruck OT eights
    Who fuel his trips through tropic seas

    This Dwarf is now a Deity –
    A living God upon the Sea
    Untouchable and living large
    This God of Cult, the Lord of Fraud
    He stole the
    lies of LRH and seized the cult
    That serves his greed – a huge and ever growing need.

    So level up and pay the freight
    You Sea Org slaves will work so late
    Yes SIR, Yes Sir more books to sell
    More tests to take and lies to tell
    Your lot in life is misery – your souls are lost
    You are not free – The Bridge is but a fiction made
    To steal your fire, your
    faith, and soul
    Look in your heart where truth does glow
    An open book for you to know.

    When leaders say you must not read
    You cannot speak to those SP’s
    You cannot seek or view harsh words
    Must disconnect with loves of old

    A Christian knows the tests of Job
    How Jesus spent those 40 nights
    Siddhartha left his cloistered life
    And chose to face a world of strife
    Abraham was shown the knife
    And told to take Son Isaac’s life
    But Sea Org slaves cannot withstand
    The petty doubts and lies of man?

    What cowards they, these mewling wimps
    Who cannot face the AFTERMATH and
    GOING CLEAR is such a fright
    Like Rinder’s Blog or Hawkins book or
    Paulette Cooper’s lovely look.
    Or even daddy’s Ruthless light.

    You might be wealthy and secure
    While life will end a soul endures
    And comes to find eternal fire
    Where Greed may meet the true God’s ire.

    Last edited: Jan 24, 2017
  2. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    A nicely crafted potted tale
    Of mysteries and lies and ails
    I think the folks ESMB
    Appreciate your poetry

  3. aurabass

    aurabass Patron

    Reply to bump this post from Jump
    Kind words well received
    My cup is full - a chord was struck
    And I am much relieved.

    Thank you Jump
    and those who "liked".
    this foray into rhyme
    I must admit my drink was spiked
    A vodka laced with lime
    . :eyeroll:

    Perhaps a Haiku fest - everyone can play?
    Simple 5, 7, 5 syllables in 3 lines

    Dry desert wasteland
    Sadly forced to bear a stain
    Gold Base pollution

    Sea Org on Freewinds
    Floats in mute anger a cold
    Dead weight OT Eights

    Cleared reactive minds
    Used to Clear accounts of wealth
    End this cult of fraud
  4. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Haikus are easy.
    But sometimes they don't make sense.
  5. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

    A haiku of my short time in Hubbard's Faux Navy:

    Salvage this sector....
    by stealing my toilet paper?
    You need a plan "B"
  6. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    Last edited: Jan 25, 2017
  7. Dave B.

    Dave B. Maximus Ultimus Mostimus

  8. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Theta warrior
    Fixing SP transcriptions
    A squirrel with nuts
  9. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    You keep haiku-ing.
    I told you that we did this.
    You are so stubborn.
  10. GE cmdr

    GE cmdr Patron with Honors

    Oh I had a haiku about Scientology

    No No no no no
    No No no no no no no
    No No no no no
  11. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    That's a bad haiku.
    You should not haiku again.
    Worst haiku ever.
  12. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Eternity forever
    It's Thursday at 2
  13. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    Haiku full of "No"
    Is excellent advice if
    Thinking of a cult...
  14. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    In pursuit of truth
    Scamper the rats in a maze
    The Hip Hip Hoorays
  15. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    Yes, but you know, ugh.
    Haiku should be better, right?
    At least I think so.
  16. aurabass

    aurabass Patron

  17. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    A haiku reprise
    Music to the exe's eyes
    Cult's welcome demise
  18. GE cmdr

    GE cmdr Patron with Honors


    You jelly
  19. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

    One word haiku sucks.
    You are jealous of my skills.
    Admit you lost this.